When two alpha males lock eyes with one another in public, exchanging fierce looks of determination, before slowly approaching each other until they are roughly 2-4 inches away from each other. Once properly distanced, each fighter releases the hound, unzipping their pants using nothing but the power of the shaft, and begins to violently sway the tronkus to and fro, attempting to knock theirs into the opponent. First one to tap out (done by urinating onto the opponent when too much damage has been inflicted) loses, both the fight and their male dignity
Broseph #1: Yo, did you see that wiggle fight on 5th and Main last weekend?!
Broseph #2: Bra!!! Poor bastard ain’t pissin’ for a week!
Broseph #2: Bra!!! Poor bastard ain’t pissin’ for a week!
by pringlenads March 18, 2021

by The wiggle creator AALIY November 13, 2018

by The big pp boy February 6, 2023

George: Wiggles Like a WIGGLY WORM
Nobody: ...
Everybody in 2010: Mommy pig raised her son well
Everybody in 2021: Wiggle like a worm
Nobody: ...
Everybody in 2010: Mommy pig raised her son well
Everybody in 2021: Wiggle like a worm
by Screencheck Fortune [Gacha] May 21, 2021

The left, right, front and back wiggle you do on the toilet seat to keep the sanitary toilet seat liner from sticking to your butt when you get up from the toilet seat.
by R-Loz October 19, 2016
