Jerk Wagon

A person that has issues getting an erect penis after doing cocaine.

I can't have sex with Bam because he is a jerk wagon.

by Notlivng22 January 28, 2018

Gape wagon

An Ambulance whose crew being bent over and dry fucked by dispatch.

We had to staff the gape wagon today while everyone else on shift did their best impression of what firefighters really do.

by Dispatchers ditch pig August 28, 2021

Wagon wheeler

Groupies that are skinny and hang out at BBQ joints in hopes of finding married men, brisket, and free rolls.

Did you see that wagon wheeler yesterday, she looks like she could use a chopped beef sandwich and a good time...lol

by Sandman1978 July 24, 2017

Covered wagon

A turm used by homo sexuals in the prison systems To describe Draping a sheet from the top bunk over the bottom bunk while two homo sexuals have sex!

I bet If you went to prison you would get a ride in a covered wagon

by NLR718 June 11, 2006

Steaming the wagon

Verb. The act of cheering for a team while on the wagon. A common variation of Steaming the Wagon is steam it.

The Padres need our help, they need more guys steaming the wagon.

We steamed the wagon hard and the Colts won a close one.

..as the Browns begin to lose...
Fan #1: The Browns wagon is losing steam!
Fan #2: Steam the wagon!!!

by Milt Deezy May 25, 2007

Wagon Wheels

(Noun). If your nuts are bigger than your penis, they're Wagon Wheels. In referrance to the well know flat and phat chocolate biscuits.

"Hey did you see Mitchell's nuts? The blokes got Wagon Wheels."

by Real_mj October 25, 2020

Wagon Burner

This is a very important phrase to say when you’re being cornered in a bathroom or a street by a gang of natives. Saying this to a native is like saying the n-word to a black person.

You fucking wagon burner! Get out of my face before I start taking more land.

by mvhs kid March 26, 2023