djoko-vikings

n. Badly-shaven lawless horn-hatted people intent on destroying the fabric of your society.

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Release the hounds, I can smell the sweat of the djoko-vikings hanging in the foetid air.

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

Viking dom

A Viking dom is a sexual dominate usually amab who is extremely into Viking culture and Norse mythology. They usually are also very into guns and spanking.

I’ve had a few Viking doms in my life. They make for excellent sexual partners

by Idkimjusttryingtoaddthis May 22, 2022

Viking

When one person before sex wears a Viking helmet and covers the horns of it in fish slim for him/her to ram and gore the horns into his/her asshole.

I saw a picture of Vikings at a museum today so what happened was I decided to

by Heckle May 29, 2022

The Viking

When one person before sex wears a Viking helmet and covers the horns of it in fish slim for him/her to ram and gore the horns into his/her asshole.

Last night apparently she decided to do The Viking on me, and my asshole is still bleeding and still smells like fish!

by Heckle May 29, 2022

The Smokey Viking

The smokey viking, Is a sexual act where two people cover their generals in warm coals from a fire and mud from a pig pen. then ride one another bareback.

Oh gross their doing the smokey viking in the pig pen.

by Johnjamesmate December 20, 2021

The Smokey Viking

The smokey viking, A sexual act where two people cover their generals in warm coals from a fire and mud from a pig pen, then ride each other bare back.

Oh gross their doing the smokey viking in the pig pen.

by Johnjamesmate December 20, 2021

Viking Whorehorn

When a person uses a paper towel tube as a Viking horn and uses a deep voice replicating a war horn to vibrate a woman's nether region.

My gf was confused when I gave her a Viking whorehorn

by Sir Chertato January 25, 2022