Vodka Vag

The inability to orgasm during sex due to an overconsumption of alcohol; the female version of "whiskey dick."

girl 1: How was your night with Greg? ; )
girl 2: Not good, I had Vodka Vag
girl 1: Damn Vodka Vag gets you every time

by I'll_sit_on_your_face April 19, 2017

Vodka

What all Russians have flowing through their veins.

"Vodka is life" -Literally every Russian ever

by Barnie Slayer April 2, 2021

jack vodka

when you mix Jack Daniels and Vodka together.

Damn that jack vodka got a niggas world spinning!

by Big Ole Black Guy November 11, 2013

Vodka

An alcoholic spirit of Russian origin made by distillation of rye, wheat, or potatoes. Also known as the Slavic Elixir.

Vodka is totally not alcoholic.

by Neighbor Vadim March 16, 2021

Vodka Clit

When a female is unable to get physically aroused due to heavy alcohol consumption.

I didn’t have good sex with Michael last night after getting home from the bars, I had vodka clit and he had whiskey dick.

by gaydancer January 28, 2019

darth vodka

a fictional character made up to be a villian that likes to drink vodka and sing karoake. a huge vodka drinker that wakes up late every morning.

The Puff Man did a darth vodka every morning and smelled like lighter fluid.

by The BDZ April 24, 2009

Vodka Todger

See whiskey dick.

A state of being in which a man finds himself incapable of attaining or maintaining an erection, following a night of fervent vodka embibage.

“Piotr, did you play nice game of shuffle snake with Yulia last night?”

“Nyet Bogdan. Vodka todger, very bad”

by King Vodka Todger December 14, 2023