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Certified Maple Leaf Moment

When you've been going hard all year, only to fuck it up miles away from the finish line
Watching my daughter give up the winning goal in the 1st round playoff - game 7 to be exact, was a certified maple leaf moment for our family, filled with disappointment and frustration.
by BigGucciFucci April 28, 2024
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Certified lover boy

by not_like_us May 8, 2024
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Certified lover boy

A man who is incapable of growth and lacks maturity causing them to be romantically attracted to those of the same or lesser mental acuity as them, often times being a person much younger then them to an almost criminal degree.
"Certified lover boy? Certified pedophile. Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop."
by Legible Ghastino May 18, 2024
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Certified Nigga

An individual of African American descent who actively participates in and represents the culture of niggatry amongst any audience . And individual who perpetuates the growth of an ever evolving community.
Wow... Jayveon really outdid himself this time. He's a certified nigga for sure!
by Thrasherpanda June 8, 2024
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Certified Yapper

A person who’s always spewing nonsense, bragging incessantly, and interrupting conversations with their unsolicited verbal diarrhea.
Watch out for that Certified Yapper at the bar. He'll talk your ear off about his “conquests” and job title, but everyone knows he's full of it and lives in his mom's basement
by CertifiedYapperMans June 12, 2024
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Certified

100%, no lies told, truth, guarenteed
Example 1 :
" Yo Jay I heard u got wit the new girl"

Responce: "Certified"

Example 2:
"I just copped that new whip, Certified"
by 5iveee June 18, 2024
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Certified Stepper

Used to describe oneself highly and on top of others
"Yk I got that beamer, Certified Stepper"
by 5iveee June 18, 2024
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