parachute pals

Friends who can be counted on to "catch you as you fall" and/or "ease your descent" --- i.e., they'll always "be there for you" during times of emotional distress, offer helpful ideas/cautions, etc.

Anytime an on-line "friend" whom I have not met yet (and therefore I cannot be sure if that person is reliable or "for real") invites/requests/allows me to go and meet him somewhere, I always peruse the map to see if any of my "parachute pals" happen to live in that same general area, and if so, I call them up first to ask if I may make a "secondary journey" over to visit them for a while if the person whom I was going to meet during my "primary mission" is either a no-show or not sociable/reasonable to me... it helps make the trip not be a total waste of time and travel-expenses, plus I'll have a shoulder to cry on and soothe me in my humiliation and disappointment at my failed attempt to cultivate a new friendship.

by QuacksO July 18, 2018

Pal

A word only legally useable by 40+ year old white dads, who’s English lexicon is specifically limited to similar words such as: ‘bucko’ and ‘buddy’, and phrases such as: ‘newsflash’, ‘son of a gun’ and ‘listen here’

Guy 1: You’re a real asshat buddy
Guy2 Newflash pal, you’re gonna get a real beating if you don’t stop
Guy 2: You know bucko, you’re a true son of a gun

by LigmaBallsLMAO July 29, 2018

Putin pal

The numerous millionaire and billionaire friends of Vladimir Putin who got rich from their government connections after the end of the Cold War. Vladimir Putin, Putin, President Trump, Donald Trump, Trump treason, Trump bump, the Orange King, President Chaos, Russia, Russiagate, Mueller investigation, James Comey, FBI, CIA, intelligence community, Paul Manafort, Jarod Kushner, Kremlin

CNN spends each night on Russiagate and trying to expose all of the Putin pals. I don’t believe anything the news is saying about it though.

by joecoolthefool February 21, 2018

Pal

He's not that guy

You're not that guy pal, trust me, you're not that guy

by erodey February 3, 2022

pal

You are a great pal if you protect Asian lives

Hey you are a great pal you protect Asian lives :)

by Stxrryshii April 4, 2021

receipt pal

a narcissistic app which gaslighted its users into stealing their data.

changing their guidelines once they had X amount of users to steal their information & rig the app.

🫦 capitalistic tendencies 👄

receipt pals CEO is buggin by preying on low income citizens

by polygram420 November 13, 2022

pussy pals

A group of people (usually two) who think they are the shit and can make someone’s life a living hell if they say just one negative comment about something

Mark: “It’s just a joke...”
Aaron: “Shut the fuck up”
Andrew: “So rude...”
Mark: murmurs “Fucking pussy pals.”

by DrRiddlez November 15, 2020