Van dike

A big lesbian that acts like a man.

Shut the fuck up your a van dike

by SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK63 March 26, 2019

Pimp van

A van used to take family trips. Referred to “pimp van” by the father of the family

What vehicle are we taking dad?
The pimp van!

by QuickFactz October 17, 2020

Van Gleason

"A paper towel folded into a paper football!" The main purpose of the "Van Gleason" is to be positioned between your ass hole and grundle, and locked into your butt cheeks preventing chaffing, sorness, and possible leakage.

Directions: Make a paper football out of a paper towel (choose how thick or thin you want your "Van Gleason" to be.) Proceed to place the "Van Gleason" under your anus to your grundle. Lock the "Van Gleason" into place between your butt cheeks. Enjoy the temporary relief!

THAT "VAN GLEASON" REALLY HELPED TO PROVIDE TEMPORARY RELIEFE TO MY RAW GRUNDLE

by Van Gleason August 25, 2022

Mammy Van

A car or truck operated by a hot mom. Usually caring 2 or more other hot moms of different racial varieties, on their way to the hot mom spa.

-Damnnnn Yo peep dat Mammy Van!

-Oh fo sho, You'd be boxing some serious soul food AND seoul food!!!

by Dante C.K December 19, 2010

van aardt

A man who eats earth in Afrikaans.

He is such a van Aardt

by Future van Aardt October 17, 2018

Burger Van

A Burger Van is usually a person who cannot drive. Citizen is a resident in Dutch, he or she is a member of the Netherlands Member State.

Burger Vans are very dangerous, the police can never catch them. Citizen vans also hit random people.

"Have you seen that Burger Van hit the police"

"Watch out for the Burger Van, they can't drive"

"HOLY FUCK THE BURGER VAN JUST DROVE INTO NON SPEAKING DUTCH RP'ERS"

by teleurgesteld January 31, 2021

chomo van

Preferred mode of transportation for Matt Gaetz (R-FL). Seen frequently around high school proms, malls, and other locations minors are present.

Matt Gaetz drove home from Washington in his chomo van so he could enjoy his favorite pastime of raping 13 year old girls at the mall in Pensacola.

by alcifer July 30, 2022