Van dike

A big lesbian that acts like a man.

Shut the fuck up your a van dike

by SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK63 March 26, 2019

Pimp van

A van used to take family trips. Referred to “pimp van” by the father of the family

What vehicle are we taking dad?
The pimp van!

by QuickFactz October 17, 2020

Van Goghing

Verb: When a girl has ear gauges and you stick your penis through the hole.

Did you see those gauges? I plan on Van Goghing that for sure.

by Solo bz January 20, 2014

Mammy Van

A car or truck operated by a hot mom. Usually caring 2 or more other hot moms of different racial varieties, on their way to the hot mom spa.

-Damnnnn Yo peep dat Mammy Van!

-Oh fo sho, You'd be boxing some serious soul food AND seoul food!!!

by Dante C.K December 19, 2010

van aardt

A man who eats earth in Afrikaans.

He is such a van Aardt

by Future van Aardt October 17, 2018

Van Gleason

"A paper towel folded into a paper football!" The main purpose of the "Van Gleason" is to be positioned between your ass hole and grundle, and locked into your butt cheeks preventing chaffing, sorness, and possible leakage.

Directions: Make a paper football out of a paper towel (choose how thick or thin you want your "Van Gleason" to be.) Proceed to place the "Van Gleason" under your anus to your grundle. Lock the "Van Gleason" into place between your butt cheeks. Enjoy the temporary relief!

THAT "VAN GLEASON" REALLY HELPED TO PROVIDE TEMPORARY RELIEFE TO MY RAW GRUNDLE

by Van Gleason August 25, 2022

Van Heaux

Brother of Vincent Van Gogh, who instead of cutting off his ear like his brother, proceeded to cut off his Dick. No one remembers Van Heaux because he was a terrible painter.

If you want to be famous, you have to have talent like Vincent Van Gogh, not just cut off your body parts like his brother Van Heaux.

by livvydomestic November 26, 2018