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Todd

Will literally yeet a child even though a gremlin
"you see that guy over there, hes a Todd"
by Fabian420 March 10, 2021
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Todd

A todd is Someone that often admires Another or notices Them in a positive fashion, but shows Thier emotions or feelings of said person in a passive fashion with the intent of a slight ruse by making things slightly more complicated for Them in Thier day to day lives, but as a some what twisted sign of respect, with a stupidly almost playful intent. Often a low IQ tactic used by shy, greedy and/or awkward personality types to hopefully garner some attention from that from which They notice while not having the nerve to engage in or play into Another for fear of looking bad in lieu of a lousy inferiority complex.

Similar to, but not quite a "buzzkill" but not nearly as extreme as a "wet blanket" though definitely on the very furthest edge of the umbrella. They have, in My opinion, a stronger (if any) intent to foster a decent rapport with that which whom They notice (assuming there isn't one already) which makes Thier motives far less toxic, but still frowned upon.
Eric: "Man Lansings girl Angela sure is something else."

Manny: "Heh. I'll say. Lucky guy. ^_^"

(Eric and Manny over hear Lansing and Angela speak)

Lansing: "Great party Mike! (Looking out the window) Hmmm. Looks like My car is double parked, even though there are plenty of empty spaces..."

Angela: "Isn't that Shawn's car?"

Lansing: "Yes. >_<"

Mike: "Again?! Yeah, but You know He's never been here for that long like ever. Even for parties. Probably just here to pick up some vicodin from Me... Doubt He'll be here for more than 10 minutes."

Angela: 'Heh, I had a feeling. Come on Lansing, Let's just enjoy Ourselves. :)"

Lansing: "Hahaha, yeah. You're right. ^_^ Anyways..."

*Meanwhile*

Eric: "Hmph, always with this guy double parking people, especially LaNsInG! :o"

Manny: "Yeah, especially Him and *hmh* Angela. ^^"

Eric: "I know right? What a todd. :/"
by 5753565645 May 19, 2024
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On todd

The most epic term to replace on god because who would want to say on god when you can say on todd
Dude i just had sex with a hot girl
put it on todd
on todd bro
by kaidunwoody May 25, 2023
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Todd

a Todd would aLwaYs let u win on fortnite, you could be dying n he would be like hEY iMa save yOu. The "Todd" is better than the "Tod" just saying. He would commonly have a v annoying older brother n watch scary movies with u til ur pissing urself :))
Molly hoes: heyy todd ur pretty
me: back off u sLaG
by bobbiethebuilda February 24, 2021
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L Todd

Todd is the gayest of the gays. He is the one that all of the gays look to when they are having hard times. No matter how hard the problem is, Todd always makes sure to jump on it.
Me and my boyfriend are not being the L Todd that we could be.

If L Todd was here, he would show us how to suck the golf ball through the garden hose.
by Wisconsin Redneck Trucker February 2, 2023
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Todd-ing

(Gerund) See Doing a Ray, but less messy.
Cephus, why on earth are your forearms like a fiddler crab’s? You definitely must have been Todd-ing
by TruthInBourbon March 17, 2022
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