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*Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*

When you say something so cringey and disgusting yet you feel nothing about the person that you have wronged.. it gives the rest of us shivers. This is how we stare back at you.
Him: She looks fantastic absolutely gorgeous picture perfect so fine with everything in the rite places... alright alright alright

Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*
by DJ Dammit Man November 5, 2022
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MASK STARE

When any two eye CYÇLOPS stares you down and once to move in for the kill.
This COVID CORONA brought a bacon pig ghost as when you get a MASK STARE as whatever you do don''t stand idle because you don't want to hear the wrong LA TUNE.
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lazer stare

When you look at someone or something intensely with your eyes wide open looking crazy with a tilted head.
Stop giving me the lazer stare it is creeping me out!
by Lazercorn fan July 7, 2016
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10 Mile Stare

When a Semi-Traumatic Event happens.
Daniel Saw his moms HUGE tits, he now has that 10 mile stare
by TheAlmightyBung October 27, 2023
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Lead paint stare

a term to describe an out of touch/delusional/stupid elderly person, that acts weird. "lead paint stare" is something some old people have, making them look like they're not really there, said to be an effect of lead poisoning.
why its used to describe old people is because someone near the age of your grandmother, most likely had their walls painted with paint, which contains lead, hence the lead poisoning.

shorter version: old fella has wall paint with lead, and it makes him act and look weird.
guy 1: that old person looks weird af
guy 2: yeah old person got that lead paint stare.
by moldy carpet March 19, 2024
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the great stare

The stare done by students on the first day of school. It is defined by looking at a wall for more then 60 seconds on the first day of school. This is when students build the mental strength to get through the next 9 months of waking up at 6 am and spending hours on homework.
i just woke up on the first day of school and did the great stare. school is going to suck this year
by backuppunter August 21, 2024
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stare-cut

A hairstyle chosen solely to attract attention.
Did you see Jenny's new stare-cut? She dyed her hair blue the other day.
by Lupercal April 20, 2011
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