nut loaf

An insane person that's more than a little nuts.

Connor might have told you that he has four arms and is the King of Space, but you should just ignore that nut loaf.

by Viirin May 19, 2021

Throw Loaf

The act of dropping a deuce. Usually one that comes out with significant force, however maintains it's structural integrity.

After drinking all that coffee this morning; Jimmy really had to throw loaf when he got to work.

by Lil'Toefungius August 13, 2010

Cobbler's Loaf

Achieving sexual gratification whilst taking a shit in someone's shoe.

Mary is so hot, I grabbed her high heels and gave her a Cobbler's Loaf!

by flowergrazer September 16, 2016

Camp loaf

When you take a shit in your friends tent, leaving it to rot in the summer heat while the two of you go canoeing for the day.

So Mike and I took a paddle that morning and the fucker camp loafed my tent!

by Timay! March 19, 2021

Ditch Loaf

An untimely emergency defecation in the ditch of a highway in the dead of winter. Upon completion, the anus is wiped with an object which is much less than desirable (ie. a used Mars bar wrapper, sock, etc.).

Mike: Sandy, you need to pull over right now, I can’t make it to Calgary!

Sandy: Why, what’s wrong?
Mike: I have to poop! I guess this one’s gonna be a ditch loaf! Get the Mars bar wrapper ready!

by Dirty Gavin July 26, 2020

Monster Loaf

When someone takes a massive dump on the toilet. Usually looks like meatloaf.

Boy did I take a huge monster loaf

by Sportsguy1991 June 11, 2013

Loaf of Milk

A synonym for cheese.

I ate an entire loaf of milk at 2am last night.

by Mattjod July 29, 2021