hermione stranger

performing 'the stranger' whilst watching a harry potter movie

jay; dude have u seen that bird in harry potter

kris; yer man i always do the old hermione stranger over her

jay; same man id smash her backdoors in!

by jamie mc October 19, 2008

mega stranger

sexual act; just as soon as you have realized your hand has fallen asleep, you go outside and run up to every woman you see and introduce yourself to each one using your still-numb hand, and ask them if they'll agree to give you a hand J with it. It is proper, but not necessary, to state that there is a time limit of around 3-4 minutes, as numb hands don't last forever. A nearly impossible act, they are highly regarded as one of the rarest and most respected forms of sexual contact between a guy and a girl.

~Jim has just awakened to find his left hand has gone completely numb~
Jim: OH fuck yea!!
~runs outside, approaches Jenny~
Jim: Hey girl I'm Jim, I like kick boxing, I drive an 88 Mazda RX7 and I have a dog named English, you wanna help me crank one out?
Jenny: Nice to meet you Jim. Me llamo Jenny and of course I'll jack you one.
~Jim instates the Time Limit Clause~
Jim: Fukkin sweet, but I should let you know you've got about 3 minutes to pump one off.
~Jenny takes note of the kind gesture~
Jenny: Well we'd better get going *wink*

~Jim has just executed the nearly non-existent Supreme Victory Perfect Mega Stranger~

by cassuduh March 2, 2009

Mysterious stranger

A variation on the stranger. The action of having a partner sit on thier hand until it falls asleep, then proceeding to whack you off, as so neither of you are sure of where the pleasure is coming from.

Guy 1: My girlfriend gave me a Mysterious Stranger last night.

Guy 2: How was that?

Guy 1: Man, I didn't know if I was comin' or goin'.

by 6the6fly6 May 8, 2009

scanger

A perpetually angry person who speaks with a high pitched voice, starts arguments as often as you have hot dinners and generally fcks up any sane social situation.In winter the male of the species typically wears a ben sherman shirt, an undersized jumper, tight jeans rammed up his hole, sovereign rings on the fingers and bad hygiene.The female sports tacky awful clothes, ear rings the size of swimming pool rims and a face in an unending twisted gnarl of rage.Facial wounds are also common.These people often have a good sense of humour.

colin farrels character in "intermission" is an example of a scanger, the perfect combination of tracksuit bottoms and some crazy jumper from the 80's

by chomskola July 2, 2006

stinger

A member of the opposite sex with malicious intent, who uses their engendered charms to beguile their chosen (actively or passively) victim.

A group of stingers may coordinate in 'sting operations'.

She is a Mad Stinger.

They'll sting you here (heart) and they'll sting you here (crotch/wallet), they'll nick ya smokes and drink ya beer.

What a manky stinger.

by J Roman Fish / Jon P / Jim / Ricky March 20, 2008

snanger

The anger someone feels when that person agrees to do something they do not want to do with someone they dislike, because they feel like they have to.

Someone truley feels the snanger after he realises what he has done and really wishes he'd kept his fat mouth shut.

Snangry Person: Why the fuck did I invite my boss to the football? I fucking hate him.

Other Guy: Man you gotta get that snanger in check!

Snangry Person: Shit, why did I agree to work overtime again? I just want to watch my flat-screen TV

Other Guy: I told you man, you are such a snangry person you should really go to snanger management

by eddie4pies December 23, 2009

swangers

glass rims that poke out hard cant ride too close to tha curb

you can see your self in it

by Aron Mahon December 28, 2003