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Spunk Warrior

The name given to a girl that enjoys man fluids so much she will do pretty much anything to get it
Man1: did you see that girl last night she sucked pretty much the whole party off
Man2: really?! Sounds like a bit of a spunk warrior to me
by Max hardon March 31, 2011
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Spunk Muffin

1: When a woman asks you to cum on a muffin for her to then eat the muffin, the cum (spunk) acting as a sort of icing to increase the taste.

2: You can call your girlfriend Spunk Muffin as a pet name if you do this with her.
1: I came on the double chocolate chip muffin instead of her face and she then proceeded to eat the spunk muffin whole.

2: Hey there my little spunk muffin, how was your day?
by Pimp-Master J May 13, 2006
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funky spunk

When your man needs to eat more red meat or wheat grass.
His sppoge tated like ass.
by Giz god April 7, 2004
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spunk bubble

a bubble of spunk. a person you conssider an idiot.
by xxxocet May 6, 2008
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Spunk Moocher

A term used to describe the child of a single mother. So called because the child is constant reminder that another man's spunk has mooched your new woman.
"Hi John, are you still with Sarah ?"

"Nope, I broke it off as soon as I found out she's got a spunk moocher"
by Pabski July 12, 2003
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Spunk Hunt

arises from uncontrolled ejaculation. The loss of bodily fluids into the unknown - eg. living-room carpet, bedroom ceiling etc.

The Spunk Hunt occurs when a partner returns home unexpectedly, immediately after the mag stash has been completed. Wayward semen is rarely found by the male of the species, but the female of the species is more attuned to track it down.

A dead giveaway that a covert wank has taken place, along with flushed cheeks, and trousers half-undone.
I had a quickie over that bird from charmed yesterday, after a thorough Spunk Hunt I found the mess and cleaned it up before my missus got home.
by www.chavspotting.co.uk May 27, 2004
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honey spunk

Honey Spunk is where your friends dog is being a bad bad doggy, you need to thicken up those thighs.
"Milo come with us you little slut, Ima honey spunk all over those thicc thighs"
by The Honey Man February 13, 2019
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