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Sober

Being sober is boring
by anonymous January 17, 2021
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Utah Sober

To abstain from all drugs with the exception of caffeine.
I am Utah Sober, I only drink Red Bulls.
by RoundenBrown August 23, 2025
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clown sober

Similar to Cali sober, where a person doesn’t drink or use hard drugs, but instead of weed being the only substance they partake in, they only do whip-it’s.
My boy hasn’t had a drink in a few months but he hit the whip it at the party last night, so weird

Nah dude he’s just clown sober
by doomanddumber January 18, 2023
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Denver Sober

Abstaining from drinking alcohol; while still using other drugs, specifically drugs legalize in Colorado i.e. marijuana and mushrooms . Typically someone who is Denver Sober will claim sobriety while still blazing chronic and psilocybin mushrooms, unlike LA Sober who has an addition to more extreme drugs still illegal under state statute like cocaine.
Person 1: Mike is just smoking weed all day in our apartment and popping psilocybin mushrooms now that he quit drinking. He's driving me crazy but definitely chiller because he’s not drinking and blowing lines of white like cray.

Person 2: Yeah he's Denver Sober now I guess.

Person A: You don't drink?

Person B: Nope, never have. I like being sober; drinking is really bad for you.

Person C: I saw you take a bong rip and eat some mushrooms before we came out tonight, I respect you for not being LA sober because you don’t blow coke anymore but at least you’re Denver Sober now.
by EasyEsq November 29, 2022
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Sober Glove

The sober glove is the way, the truth, and the light out on the roads after you gullet too many beerz with the boys. Have too many beerz? Get behind that wheel and strap on your sober glove!
After a way few too many at Club J, The Midtowner, and Brozzz, Cakeman reached in his pocket and heard those keys rattle. It was time to shake and bake baby!!! He strapped on that sober glove and made Cty M his bitch. Yeehaw brother!!!
by RawDyke July 16, 2023
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Sober pranav

This bloke's golden, introverted to the extremes, dodges any advancing females (of course, he's really sober), an embodiment of humour, really sweet. In short, a sugar cube.
Awwww he's a sweetie, are you sure he ain't sober pranav?
by Arin5678 May 21, 2021
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