Swallow the Jonah

When you receive oral sex as you're scuba diving or snorkeling with whale sharks. In order for it to be a true Swallow the Jonah, you must reach full climax and your partner must swallow most, but not all of your discharge. The left over is obviously for the whale sharks.

She performed a Swallow the Jonah, not once, but twice while scuba diving off Mexico.

by TheJonah August 7, 2019

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Swallowing The Milk

a mouthful of milk is used in the context of having a crush on someone who likes you back. coined by REDACTED, who used it in the context of DATA EXPUNGED and NOT FOUND. saying what NOT FOUND had with DATA EXPUNGED was "like a mouthful of milk, it wouldn't make sense for him to just spit it out.", as opposed to if you didn't know the other person liked you back, wherein the milk was not yet in your mouth. The metaphor was so terrible that it immediately caught on and now it's a part of the common lexicon. however, it must be used CORRECTLY, or it will fall victim to the same cultural flattening of it's mean(meme)ing as the word simp (edited)
12:33 AM
Spitting milk out of course, once it is in your mouth, would be equivalent to deciding to completely ignore your mutual crushes and pretend they don't exist.
12:33 AM
I suppose what REDACTED did with PRIVACY PROTECTION last year would have been something along the lines of keeping the milk sitting in his mouth and letting it slowly dribble out the corners
12:35 AM
if the milk was still sitting on the table of course, the mutual crush was either unknown or not mutual at all, then there would be no risk in spitting it out, because it is not in your mouth. And I guess more risk in picking up to drink it, or something, I don't know it's not a well thought out concept.
12:35 AM
gargling it is fucking nonsense REDACTED keeps saying I do it but doesn't ever tell me what that means.

I can't believe he's not swallowing the milk already, they've been basically dating for years

by gryotharian June 19, 2022

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