sober

Jake: Yo bro, I’ve been sober for two months now!
Tyrone: I can’t put down the cup bro
by jackzurban December 31, 2024
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Sober

Soso is sober they should get us food” “What do you mean “sober” none of us are intoxicated”

“no I mean they aren’t falling asleep”

“ohhhh”
by slangn3T May 12, 2022
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sober

not on any drugs or alchohol or under the influence of it
Remember kids, always drive sober.
by nlolhere July 06, 2020
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pussy sober

Pussy sober is the sobriety of the vag. It not virginity. You cannot be sober from something you have never had. When one has been drunk on the pussy. Then becomes sober or goes through a wicked dry spell. One becomes Pussy Sober
Bro I have been Pussy sober for to long! Time to get drunk on it! Shots shots shots
by February 21, 2021
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Big Sober

Big Sober refers to the multinational organization of media conglomerates and national government agencies to defraud and discriminate harmless booze cruisers. It is widely theorized to be propagated by anti-fun billionaires such as George Soros and Bill Gates.
Booze Cruiser 1: “Hey, did you know that 70% of all accidents are caused by sober drivers?”

Booze Cruiser 2: “I’ll bet Big Sober doesn’t want us to know that, good thing we’re wasted!”
by Hugh Jackmen April 14, 2023
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Sober Tweakers

The collection of artists that stay up night drinking Turkish coffee, for real, coffee.
As I distract myself from insomnia....I go online with the others, who paint, dream out loud, write novels, and sing, etc....we end up so much caffeine that we get tweaked out without drugs....and grab out next coffee. We're the sober tweakers #wickedsobah
by Siouxsie Supertramp August 15, 2021
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soberable

any person of the opposite sex (or same sex if that churns your butter) that you find pleasant enough on the eyes to cause you to engage in sober intercourse with no need to explain, deny or justify said act... or the total opposite of drunkable
"oh man... check that out"
"eh... she ok"
"but check her... she's definitely soberable"
"soberable?"
"yeah... the opposite of drunkable"
"ok ok ok"
*knuckle pound in agreement*
by d i z k o 2 0 8 January 13, 2018
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