When you are so out of it that your brain feels like mush. As if you could stick a straw into your ear and slurp your brain out.
"I can't stop giggling right now. Major case of slurp brain."
"I'm so out of it."
"Slurp brain?"
"Yes, it's all mush up there right now"
"I'm so out of it."
"Slurp brain?"
"Yes, it's all mush up there right now"
by chodemeister37 October 16, 2017
by So Fonda Peters March 29, 2022
Man I ain't lying! that chick bent over and like there was moon slurp all over the back of her panties!
by 3mta3 September 20, 2014
Slurp or derp is commonly referred to as the opposite of split or swallow, commonly referred to in the lesbian community. Slurp is to swallow as derp is to spitting.
Does your girl slurp or derp?
by 9cubicfeetofwhateveryouwant March 01, 2017
A sexually vulgar name that defines how much cock Sarah Wray loves to have in her mouth. She is simply the Slurp Queen because she is a sloppy bimbo who can't stop sucking cock, thus fore, the name fits.
by APESnGRAPES66BANANAS! January 01, 2019
You go SLLLURRRRP to your girl and she’s automatically supposed to know you meant to clean the house
Hey baby I just want to SLLLLUIUUUUUUUURRRRRP you right now
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by RaccoonBoy March 12, 2020
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