Scribble Head

A mostly derogatory term for a low life with a number of facial tattoos (usually denoting gang affiliation).

Friend 1: I just arrived in downtown Santa Fe this week for a business meeting and man it’s scribble head city out here.

Friend 2: Don’t I know it, they must have had a sale on bad face tattoos in New Mexico, there are scribble heads for days.

Friend 1: You ever notice how it’s the little guys who get all those face tats (if you pay attention, you’ll find it’s usually the scrawniest of the dudes who have the most face tats? That’s cause the little guys need to advertise their gang affiliation - so they don’t get beaten up all the time.

by Technosexual October 12, 2023

key scramble

a common excuse for being late somewhere

Coach: Why were you late to practice??
Athlete: I was in a key scramble!

by lmr2233 July 6, 2011

Butt Scribble

The sound and feeling that someone is coloring inside your butt. Usually proceeds a huge fart, or pooping.

Oh, I just got a huge butt scribble. Oh, wait here it comes! FART!!!

by Happymom December 31, 2011

turd scrambler

Turd Scrambler: One who scrambles the turds inside another's anus with either their penis, tongue, finger or any size appropriate foreign object. Generally, an affectionate term; though it can also be used in a derogatory fashion.

Example A) - "That girl who tossed my salad last night had the tongue of an angel. She was the greatest turd scrambler I've ever come in contact with."

Example B) - "That guy's a real turd scrambler, he wouldn't give me my money back, even though he sold me a bum dildo."

by Milford J Ramos December 18, 2013

Sudanese scrambled egg

When one performs oral on a rectum and sucks the shit out in a vacuuming manner

"Babe can we make sudanese scrambled eggs "
"Yeah sure im ready to go "

by Sudanese scrambled egg May 21, 2018

Clam Scrambler

The unwashed hands of a female who has recently "rubbed one out" A.K.A. masturbated.

No matter how clean the bathroom is you never know whose nasty unwashed clam scrambler just touched the door knob.

by Stankle Toof May 2, 2019

Backdoor Scramble

You lady allows for a whole egg to be placed into the anal cavity and then her partner to fuck get until it’s scrambled. Ejaculation isn’t a must but allowed for extra flavor. She pushes it out into a pan and then it’s scrambled into an omelette.

Victor gave his old lady an backdoor scramble and then ate it at 3 in the morning. Crazy motherfucker.

by SpiceDaddy March 17, 2020