Ravioli Hand Pouch

A sexual act consisting of a hand job while a saturated maxi pad is wrapped around the penis. Usually done between lovers with deeply seated issues, as an attempt to bring spice and intimacy back into a stale relationship.

My old lady gave me the old ravioli hand pouch the other day, gotta say, a lot stickier than I thought it would be

by Cwkrchotrod November 6, 2021

Pouch sniffer

An individual that can sniff out a pouch ( woman's vagina) within a 2 kilometre radius.

Damn, Ricky Bobby the "pouch sniffer" has run off as he sniffed out that pouch again!!

by Stink bomber November 9, 2021

pouch

house, abode, home

let’s hang at my pouch.
party at my pouch!
my pouch is a mess. i have to get out of here.

by slangaroo November 19, 2021

Pouch sniffer

An individual that can sniff out a pouch within 5km radius, usually between the hours of 6-7am

E.g. Christian 'Ricky Bobby' abandoned his fellow colleagues after picking up the fresh scent of a pouch.
"Christian the Pouch sniffer is using his Ricky Bobby eyes to get a sniff"

by Danskii October 28, 2021

cream pouch

A bag or pure sperm

Jim: hey mike I’m hungry
Mike: here eat one of my cream pouches

Jim: thanks mike
Mike: no problem jim

by Cream_enthusiast August 9, 2022

POUCH FUCKING

WHEN YOU FUCK A WOMENS BELLY AND LOVE IT!

I ENJOY POUCH FUCKING MY GIRLFRIEND

by GCSTYLE May 3, 2022

Custard Pouch

| ˈkəstərd pouCH |

noun

a term for a really bad pimple and/or whitehead, typically one that is located deep below the epidermis.

When popped/squeezed, it's contents look thick and off-white, like custard.

I really wanted to go to prom with her, but I had a goddamn massive custard pouch and was afraid it would explode all of it's eggshell chunkiness on her, so I bailed.

by Dunk Eggmaker May 30, 2022