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Jack That Pig

Jack that pig is used to enlighten success. Anytime you have accomplished something you can use jack that pig in an excited, manly voice to let people know. See it used in a sentence for further clarification.
I really gave that girl some good sex last night, I really know how to jack that pig!
by Teamcletus November 23, 2018
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Beaumaris Pig

A person (a 'pig') or group of persons (called a 'boyse'), who (on completion of studies at St Bede's College, usually around Year 10) have taken up such apprenticeships as plumbing, brick-laying or anything similar.
They believe above anything else that they are God's gift to women, and unashamedly announce their self-proclaimed wealth (existant or not) to anyone they think they are better than.
Someone that is not your friend, but is believed to be a friend of one of your friends can be referred to as "your pig".
The Beaumaris Pig enjoys social occasions and celebrates the end of the night by ritually vomiting over someones car (generally the driver's side door handle). Obviously they see that no apology is necessary as such renegade actions are expected of a 'pig'.
A 'pig' will attempt to start a fight with anyone or anything and in one particular case, used someone washing their car as a cue to call the 'boyse' because they weren't 'thinking of the bushfires'.
They refer to persons from the capital of New South Wales as 'Sydney cunts', and although the majority of people around Australia have greater intelligence than the 'pig', a 'pig' (in front of his 'boyse') will never admit defeat.
by givemefacetime February 25, 2009
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wiener pig

A woman who is in constant search of a new male sexual partner, may or may not dress in a provocative manner. Wiener pigs search for a new male sex partner like it is an addiction. Wiener pigs are also very territorial, they tend to claim there past and present victims as their territory almost similar to a dog or cat marking their territory.
She told all the guys in the area to hold on to their pants because the wiener pigs have arrived and they would try and take them off to claim a new sexual partner.
by The banker April 12, 2014
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Mud The Pigs

When you are having sex with a girl or guy and they shit on your balls, covering it in poo. Aka Mudding the Pigs.
Nimfae was being fucked by Sealreth when he pounded her vagina so hard she shit on his balls. She loves to mud the pigs!!
by Effy__ October 28, 2011
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idiot pig

when someone is not only an idiot, but a pig. generally used by third graders, but occasionally college students.
Kel: So, did you get the job?
Krissy: Yeah, I have to teach idiot pigs how to swim.
by Kelley Neumann October 21, 2008
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Pig Sex

Pig sex is sex without limits, making hit hard to define. It involves one or more pigs that have wild sex that defies limits.

Pig sex is purely carnal. It has nothing to do with emotions and those participating in pig sex are just concerned with pushing physical limits and extending their sexual experience to maximize physical pleasure.

Pig sex avoids rules or labels or guidelines like who is "top" or "bottom" or what you can/can't do. All options are on the table and nothing is completely off limits in pig sex. This is why pig sex is often confused for sex involving feces or urine. This is not a requirement of pig sex though they may not necessarily deter a real pig from sex.

Pig sex is sex without pretense. It involves a deeper understanding that sex is primal. carnal, and should be celebrated without reservation
John is a bear, but loves him some pig sex.

Just cause I like pig-sex doesn't mean I like feces.
by P0rk October 23, 2013
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Pig Vomit

1. Anyone whose mere presence causes an involuntary gag-reflex upon all those unfortunately nearby.
2. Kenny Rushton- as described by Howard Stern
Damnit, I just saw Pig Vomit. I think I'm about to lose that $35 Surf & Turf meal!
by Peter T. Ghost January 29, 2006
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