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beer-joke

The linguistic or artistic reference to beer or any other alcoholic beverage, which is intended to be humorous (i.e. jokes, stories, clothing, music etc.).
A shirt that reads "this is not a beer belly" and points to a man's protruding mid-section: a clear beer-joke.

An unfamiliar fan at a football game is trying to start conversation and tells you a story about how he and his friends use to sneak onto the roof and drink heartily. (The story is told with profanity, laughter and inappropriate gestures): a disquised beer-joke.

You're Uncle offers you a beer at the family reunion even though he knows that you are thirteen years old. He doesn't intend to give you the drink, but simply offers it in order to have a cheap laugh and incite chuckles among other buzzed males: beer-joke of the 1st degree

Any other PRE-MEDITATED joke that involves alcohol: beer-joke of the 3rd degree.
by Big Sean January 9, 2007
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beer equilibrium

The phenomenon that occurs when the perfect blood alcohol level is reached while drinking and playing bar sports, resulting in near God-like performance at darts or pool.
Dude, that's like 3 bulleyes in a row. You have clearly attained you beer equilibrium.
by Blair Semchuk October 28, 2008
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gassin beers

Dude, I was gassin beers last night and got completely drunk!
by Brosephguay March 5, 2018
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Heineken beer

A saying used when you drink a couple Heineken before the basketball game. Heineken Gives you lots of energy and is related to Manute Bol’s prime days in the nba.
“A fresh pre game drink”
Heineken Beer! Get up there young fella
by YoungFella December 12, 2021
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Beer Stick

a plastic "syringe-like" device capable of "injecting" 24 ounces of the beer of your choice directly to your gullet, head, face, dome, brain or whatever you have left...
Jason used his beer stick to take two budweisers to the dome.
by Daddy Grean Jeans October 9, 2009
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Beer Sack

1) A commonly used gym bag or traveling bag that can be used to transport large quantities of beer.

2) A bag in which a bottle of beer explodes/breaks and the beer is left in the bag.
Ryan i just love your big black beer sack

All hail the mighty beer sack.

Stop having orgasmic laughs about my beer sack.
by thefloyd2112 December 12, 2009
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Horse beers

Question: Why is Paul so wavey?

Answer: He's had a fair few horse beers mate. He doesn't know what's going on.
by manabouttownend March 16, 2020
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