goshen ny

white suburbia hell

“getting groceries from goshen ny? i’d rather not deal with a wannabe suburban red neck”

by ligmanbun September 7, 2021

Ellenburg Center NY

A tiny town nestled on the Canadian border in upstate NY. Approximately 97.2% of its population are related and have also had relations-married or unmarried (they aren’t picky). There are a total of 4 different last names throughout the entire town, so it helps keep the breeding line nice and narrow. Thankfully there’s a local watering hole to support the town wide drinking problem. The nicest thing about it is probably the large Amish population..horseshit in included.

If your goal is to be an alcoholic cousin fucker but still want to enjoy some delicious Amish donuts—come visit Ellenburg Center NY!

by Hellomynameishuman February 23, 2022

Windham, NY

A complete Mayberry that financially thrives on its tourist attractions. Everyone knows eachother and if you're not from Windham and you don't ski or know every single person who is from there, then you're a sketchy asshole that even the cashier at the way overpriced gas station keeps their eyes on. People become too friendly with you and collect info on your entire life to use it against you when they are bored, since there's nothing else to do in Windham but ski and go to car shows. Almost everyone you meet there is an alcoholic. Nobody wants to work in Windham. Small short staffed business owners have no trouble bribing their way out of being shut down, since they're probably drinking with the inspector by 9 AM. If you try to file a lawsuit in Windham for any sort of illegal behavior, Barney Fife and Andy Griffith will come after you with pitchforks and fire. The only radio station that comes through plays the same exact playlist every single day because it's too expensive to play anything later than 2012. They basically outcast everyone who isn't from there and their tap water is probably the reason so many people in Windham think it's ok to behave this way, but it's cheaper than a $14.99 six pack of water bottles so who cares.

Man 1: "You should check out Windham, NY this winter."

Man 2: "I thought Windham, NY was just a place in a Stephen King book!"

by Astronomy Domine August 7, 2021

montazuma ny

Montazuma is all about the 3 'w's Wine, water, and wife beaters! Check out the wild life refuge, where you can find....... *clears throat* I said, where you can find.... NOTHING! If you got treads and a minimum of 7 brain cells, you should check out the various mud trails along the trash covered Seneca river banks!

Definition:"Where yah from" "Montazuma ny you know, the middle of bumfuck no-where"

Treads; the ability to go offroad in a vehicle "the word being defined,

by Nottherealcbarden August 10, 2021

Western NY Coney Dog

While having sex with a particularly loose woman, you use your hands as a "bun" to take up the extra space.

That chick Racheal was so loose I had to give her the Western NY Coney Dog so we could both feel something.

by ConeyDogger69 September 3, 2025

Naples, NY

A beautiful little old timey village in central NY, FLX nestled under Canandaigua lake.
With a population of under 1k its hard to not run into someone you know, or is related to you in some way or another.
Famous for its annual grape festival, where you can get the finest grape pies.
Make sure you say hello to the lovely mayor Brian as he is a man of his community!

He has been serving the village for over a decade!

Recommended places to visit:
middletown tavern,
Josephs market,
Old school cafe,
The naples hotel (its haunted)
Roots cafe,
Inspire moore winery,
Sutton spoons,
Artizanns.
And many more!

Dont miss out on this hidden gem.

“I heard that naples, ny has a grape festival?”
Yeah! Youve gotta have monicas pies!

“Whats there to do in naples, ny?”
they have a party in the park every week in the middle of town where they play music! Its right by the music store.

“When is the best time to visit naples, ny?”
Autumn! You can see the leaves change color & the second to last week of september they host the annual grape festival”

by Schenkatron1999 October 2, 2025

Buffalo NY Part 2

A city where people never compliment others, never stop to talk if they see people walking alone like me because they don't care. People here have this air of superiority over them and a chip on there shoulders. People are miserable here and have severe attitude problems. People here are entitled like they push you to the side or when your in traffic people gotta cut you off like there in a rush where are you fucking going dipshit hope you get pulled over by the police you bunch of assholes, just so they can get in front of you which where all going to the same place ASSHOLE!!!! loser team buffalo bills they suck and will always suck why people cheer on a loser team tells as much as the person as long as im alive they'll never win a super bowl. People ignore you in this city like you don't matter like your a waste of skin that's how people treat me.....Please say hi to me my name is Johnathan kaminski I live here in buffalo talk to me be my friend people im lonely and would like friends and love like everybody else whats so hard about that. Im a cool guy.

Mom i don't get why people don't talk to me here in buffalo NY. Im posting buffalo NY part 2 on urban dictionary so people understand how i feel. Some people are cool here some are not. people are standoffish here.

by Furry fandom guy November 21, 2025