Kind joey is a sexual act involving a hot chick going down on a guy with a small penis because she feels bad for him.
by Jellyfish998 October 05, 2017
"You're the worst kind of fan."
"No, I'm the best kind of fan, because no matter what dumbass move the team pulls, I'll continue to buy shit and cheer them on."
"No, I'm the best kind of fan, because no matter what dumbass move the team pulls, I'll continue to buy shit and cheer them on."
by RaistliniltsiaR May 04, 2018
When public or private help is unavailable to get the help one needs, or if one is unable to recognize one is not doing well, one takes suggestions from graduates of the school of human kindness.
Say, you look like you famished! Go to the Pizza Bar and and buy yourself some pizza!! The School of Human Kindness!!
by Hedbut December 12, 2017
Someone who typically responds to mawkish and oversentimental posts on Facebook, usually involving kids and animals, in a manner akin to a self appointed moral police and dictates the tone of suitable responses and warns against any 'unkind comments'...
No mate, I'd say she's more of a kindness nazi than a white knight cos she's directing her comments to all of us rather than one person in particular
by SGT68 February 16, 2022
you’re nice enough to keep a hook up around but keep your distance enough even though they may still fall in love with you
by TOEtally unkind January 09, 2022
A disguise phrase for "Kill Yourself" also known as "KYS", usually quoted after being mislead and pranked online.
User 1: Hey, does anyone have the link to the new Ice Spice vid?
User 2: Here you go.. inserts link of two men kissing or a rickroll
User 1: kind young sir.
User 2: Here you go.. inserts link of two men kissing or a rickroll
User 1: kind young sir.
by elvirus June 18, 2024
"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"
by Mercenary800000 January 31, 2024