When you are about to have sex with a gut but the situation becomes really awkward because they have an incredibly small and disgusting penis, so you tell them you need to go revise Newtons third law as an excuse to get the fuck away
Person 1: Hey how was your sex last night!!!
Person 2: I didn't do it he had a serious case of Newton sex.
Person 2: I didn't do it he had a serious case of Newton sex.
by Skeleton365 October 18, 2019
Get the Newton sexmug. The cutest boy ever. He has such an adorable smile and in general the most gentle boy ever. I love him so much and he's so perfect even though he doubts himself like crazy. (which he shouldn't)
At first, I thought he was just like his friends, but ever since I got to know him he's the reason I wake up and his arms is the comfort I never had. I fold every time I see his little smile lines and every time he talks I'm mesmerized even though I not understand anything. I like him and how he talks about his interests, how he always looks out for me and how he makes me smile all the time.
I didn't know I needed you so much in my life and I love you to the moon and back pretty boy <3
At first, I thought he was just like his friends, but ever since I got to know him he's the reason I wake up and his arms is the comfort I never had. I fold every time I see his little smile lines and every time he talks I'm mesmerized even though I not understand anything. I like him and how he talks about his interests, how he always looks out for me and how he makes me smile all the time.
I didn't know I needed you so much in my life and I love you to the moon and back pretty boy <3
by aleenana March 11, 2024
Get the Newtonmug. The Psychological version of his 3rd Law ("for every action… ) of Motion.
Alluded to in Matthew 7:1, "Judge not… "
Unlike Physics, tends to build into a frenzy, akin to one upping & pissing contest, not settle down.
The 'turd' reference is from apeshit, from a the practice of an enraged ape, takes or finds his recent dump and hurling it
Alluded to in Matthew 7:1, "Judge not… "
Unlike Physics, tends to build into a frenzy, akin to one upping & pissing contest, not settle down.
The 'turd' reference is from apeshit, from a the practice of an enraged ape, takes or finds his recent dump and hurling it
Counselors & Priests see plenty of Newton's Turd in action when dealing with marital & relationship problems
by AmboNec September 21, 2013
Get the Newton's Turdmug. Founded long long ago and stolen by the white man. Only the chosen few live in the legandary town where most girls look like mystical creatures and only some are doable.
I.E. To have a massivle large penis
I.E. To have a massivle large penis
by jimmyv86 March 9, 2011
Get the Newton North Carolinamug. Our modern understanding of light and colour begins with Isaac Newton (1642-1726) He was the first to invent the rainbow, therefore being one the gayest individuals in history.
by Jafleur December 30, 2022
Get the Isaac Newtonmug. F*ck with us and ur lifes gone m40 to the world and back roughest area in north manchester dont step round here if your not from here
by 40 40 November 22, 2021
Get the NEWTON HEATHmug. A guy who wanted to make some things happen in Carolina, but let the people who wanted to run him off run him off in the end. It's really not enjoyable to play football with people in your own town trying to run you off, the bullshit gets old after years and years of it. He will do well in New Orleans, just like the people who wanted to run him off wanted to see happen.
Cam Newton was headed to doing some things in Carolina, then all the good things got fucked up and turned into bullshit.
by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020
Get the Cam newtonmug.