Oxford NY

Oxford is a terrible place to live unless you're on drugs. there is a drug house on every block. everyone is either on drugs or a theater kid.

person 1: are you on drugs?

person 2: no just a theater kid in Oxford Ny

by iloveboks October 28, 2023

Walton Ny

A shit town in the middle of no where with a few stores and restaurants.

Person 1: wanna go to Walton Ny?
Person : no fuck off

by Waltonian December 9, 2021

Ny-mazing

To be Amazing and Nyasia

Wow. She is so Ny-mazing

by Ny’anna June 7, 2023

Chenango Valley, Ny

The most shitty school in upstate full of sluts,white trash, and no one important… Like idk what else to put down this school is shit they cant win any sporting events and wish they were like their football state famous neighbors Chenango Forks

I just took a Chenango Valley, Ny in the bathroom might want some fabreeze

by Toe locker👺👅🍹 December 8, 2021

Hamptons NY

The reason why NYC is a ghost town during the summer months

NYC is empty because everyone is in The Hamptons NY

by asevsis April 18, 2022

DeRuyter NY

where cows wonder, the barnes farm is the shittiest in town, your mom fucks her neighbor and your dad drinks to animal porn, and the school system is more corrupt than the biden administration

deruyter ny folks sit on their ass and watch their lives washout like their sperm count

by therealspeaker890 December 7, 2021

Windham, NY

A complete Mayberry that financially thrives on its tourist attractions. Everyone knows eachother and if you're not from Windham and you don't ski or know every single person who is from there, then you're a sketchy asshole that even the cashier at the way overpriced gas station keeps their eyes on. People become too friendly with you and collect info on your entire life to use it against you when they are bored, since there's nothing else to do in Windham but ski and go to car shows. Almost everyone you meet there is an alcoholic. Nobody wants to work in Windham. Small short staffed business owners have no trouble bribing their way out of being shut down, since they're probably drinking with the inspector by 9 AM. If you try to file a lawsuit in Windham for any sort of illegal behavior, Barney Fife and Andy Griffith will come after you with pitchforks and fire. The only radio station that comes through plays the same exact playlist every single day because it's too expensive to play anything later than 2012. They basically outcast everyone who isn't from there and their tap water is probably the reason so many people in Windham think it's ok to behave this way, but it's cheaper than a $14.99 six pack of water bottles so who cares.

Man 1: "You should check out Windham, NY this winter."

Man 2: "I thought Windham, NY was just a place in a Stephen King book!"

by Astronomy Domine August 7, 2021