muddy rug

when you shit on a rug, smear it around, and fly on it like a magic carpet

Lets go pop a molly and hit up a muddy rug.

by Yonnk November 24, 2013

bloody muddy

When you cause a womens vagina to bleed during sex, and then place your own fecal matter inside it.

Shes probably sick because i gave her a bloody muddy

by rittzbitch July 16, 2017

muddy windows

Getting a Hot Carl while wearing eyeglasses or goggles.

I'd like to give Yano some muddy windows.

by Chase Atherton May 5, 2004

muddy stone

a term used for a particularly hard shit.

ooo i relly need too drop a muddy stone

by cj1995 December 12, 2010

muddy hand

When you first someone in the ass and there hand comes out covered in shit

Man after I fisted her I had a muddy hand

by Sonigga June 16, 2016

muddy ramierz

a named used by the staff of family guy to replace the word dirty sanchez because the censors wouldn't let them use the word dirty sanchez.. usually refering to anal sex then pulling out the penis and putting it across the girls lips to give her a poo moustache

i gave a girl a muddy ramierz last night

by sitruk June 20, 2011

muddy shoes

When a girl is sleeping, you come over to her house and shit in her shoes so that when she wakes up and puts them on, she'll have muddy shoes.

"ahhhhhh girvinvanstrangel, i've got muddy shoes

by mike solok November 10, 2006