A Karen, but with Alcohol.
Likes to think her alcoholism makes her funny or quirky, but in truth is a shallow attempt to disguise the fact that they have no personality beyond insipid gossip and booze.
Likes to think her alcoholism makes her funny or quirky, but in truth is a shallow attempt to disguise the fact that they have no personality beyond insipid gossip and booze.
Oh god, another freakin' Wine Mom. She's gonna spill her cheap hooch everywhere talking about how great 50 shades of grey was before passing out in the bathroom like the last ones did.
by Nugget tm May 13, 2020
Person 1: Did you see Jenny's "25 things" note?
Person 2: Yeah! Everybody and their mom is making one.
Person 2: Yeah! Everybody and their mom is making one.
by Jamaal and Boquifa February 2, 2009
Like beer goggles, mom goggles cloud the wearer's vision making their child look absolutely perfect in their eyes. Works with looks, intelligence and skills.
Mom: Oh my little girl is the best in her dance class! She jumps the highest and is the most graceful out of everyone!
Friend: Um... Are we looking at the same kid? I think you've got your mom goggles on.
Friend: Um... Are we looking at the same kid? I think you've got your mom goggles on.
by danca gurl December 5, 2010
Still fixing lunches for 16 year old Bratty Tammy and her soccer-playing suburban brother Aiden? Then you're a soccer mom.Die.
by David M. Kennedy July 25, 2006
Adverb- (1) When a female projects her voice in a manner that will make anyone jump out of their seat.
by jdllu December 24, 2018
codys mom s awhore
by linden boi December 10, 2018
by 69 Is A Number August 28, 2019