Mom goggles

Like beer goggles, mom goggles cloud the wearer's vision making their child look absolutely perfect in their eyes. Works with looks, intelligence and skills.

Mom: Oh my little girl is the best in her dance class! She jumps the highest and is the most graceful out of everyone!

Friend: Um... Are we looking at the same kid? I think you've got your mom goggles on.

by danca gurl December 5, 2010

soccer mom

A horrible phenomenom which begun taking over middle class America in the mid-90's.

Still fixing lunches for 16 year old Bratty Tammy and her soccer-playing suburban brother Aiden? Then you're a soccer mom.Die.

by David M. Kennedy July 25, 2006

mom

The bitch who decided to have sex and decide to get pregnant, and decides to abuse you for 18 years. (She is a whore!!)

OMG, i hate my mom!!!
Well, at least she made you (and is a slut!!)

by killerbes December 8, 2019

mom

A woman who has adopted or given birth to you. Who says rude things about you all the time until your 18 or you end up killing yourself. She makes you feel awful, hates everything you do & hates you

Emma: She is my mom
Jen: I feel so bad for you

by Anonymous 112366 December 16, 2017

codys mom

a ass so big she can break steel with it

codys mom s awhore

by linden boi December 10, 2018

best mom

The best role model one could ever have. A beautiful lady who knows when her children need to be praised or disciplined, she doesnt go to far with punishments either. She is perfect.

New friend coming to my house for the first time: you have the best mom!

by Im[Define]st July 28, 2017

Mom Voice

Adverb- (1) When a female projects her voice in a manner that will make anyone jump out of their seat.

I don't know what happened, she used her mom voice and suddenly I'm taking out the trash.

by jdllu December 24, 2018