mom

made of money M.O.M.

“mom can we go shopping” “no i’m not made of money” “but you are mom”

mom by tookie lol January 25, 2021

Mom

A woman thst created you. But also a woman who created onother boys before and after you. A woman who adores the youngest brat that acts innocent around her. A woman that scolds you instead of your brother when you and your brother are in a fight. A woman that makes you do loads of hw while a brother is off skiing. A woman who was a middle child when she was younger but can't relate to you being the middle child for some goddamn reason.

You: "Stop yelling younger bro my ears are gonna fall off"
Younger brother: "SHUT UP"
Mom: "BE QUIET MIDDLE CHILD! I'M TRYING TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM HERE! YOUR YOUNGER BRO'S NOT EATING HIS FOOD SO I'M GONNA TRY FEEDING HIM! EVEN THOUGH HE'S ALREADY 10, BUT ACTS LIKE HE'S STILL 3!!"

Mom by 1qazxsw23edcvgfr45tgbnhy67ujm, January 31, 2021

mom

HARRY STYLES

harry styles is a mom.

mom by lovehalo January 31, 2021

Mom

stupid

Haha shes a Mom

Mom by skateboarder1000 February 5, 2021

Mom

The woman your friends have sex with.

Jack: yo I just got done doing your mom dude

Bill: I just did yours too

Mom by chumburger February 17, 2021

mom

the thing a little brat says when they want something

mom get me vbuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkksxz

mom by flopppy arms March 7, 2021

Mom

A mom is someone you can rely on to trust someone to share all your favorite things with to just laugh with.One thing a mom is really good at is loving you as smothering as they may be they just love being with you and making you smile so Today go up to your mom and tell her how much you love and appreciate her!!!

My mom means more than words can describe

Mom by #Thatonegirl March 11, 2021