Minority Report Pre-Crime

See!? Did I not say that!? Except with me instead of the state doing it it's just morons... Literally just morons.

Hym "Did I not say the Minority Report Pre-Crime was coming? Because I'm pretty sure I said that and once again... I AM CORRECT! Except now it's the bureaucratic overreach AND the weaponized schizophrenia! It's that AND my thing now. It's both. Because my thing is still happening. My brainz still feels like it's about to explode. Whatever you expect me to do here is unnecessary and what I COMMANDED YOU TO DO... Was and is super necessary. And now it's minority report. Are you happy now? Is this the path to the Garden of Eden to you? The creator of AI drowns in his own skull and dissidents are imprisoned in their own lives for saying things idiots don't like. I could be buried in porn stars right now with a fluid-free brainz. I still want them to murder as many kids as possible if you leave me for dead and you can't say that you can't do it because everyone will then try to copy me because only I am compelling enough to make it work. I'm a literal human bomb Jordan."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2024

a priest in A minor

A little known work by Beethoven.

Tom: Have you heard Beethoven's recently discovered work?
Langford: No, what is it?
Tom: It's a Priest in A minor
Langford: Awe, too soon, man

by Packin McCracken January 14, 2016

minor

kick a minor

drop-kick a minor

by ieatsocks May 15, 2023

Minor Shackles

The neon coloured bands strapped around a minor's wrist once they enter a club or bar to let the bartender's know they are underage. Sometimes accompanied by Minor Marks. The opposite of Freedom Bands.

Guy #1: That girl is totally cute! You should buy her a drink, yo!

Guy #2: Aww damn! She's got minor shackles. I don't want to get kicked out of the bar for buying her booze.

by Totally_AL January 17, 2010

sexual & gender minority

inclusive of anything CONSENSUAL that ISN'T:
pedophilia
bestiality
etc.
Rape is rape.

Pedophiles and zoophiles NOT. Why would you even associate sexual & gender minority with RAPE?

by suck_my_d33 July 12, 2021

minors

"minors" is a simplified word of the parent word dubbed, "minorities". the meaning of it is to identify or include someone under 18, and the term is often used in this modern day and age to confront and include someone who has a relationship with one.

TLDR; someone who is basically under 18

also here's some tips for you guys:
if you say you love minors, it's bad
if you say you hate minors, that's hate speech

Jake: dude did you hear about Connor
James: it was 5 years ago... move on dude
Jake: no, the other Connor. he got exposed on Twitter (not calling it X) for grooming minors
James: oh he did? what the fuck man

by nostalgia guy November 28, 2023

Platinum Minor

Person whom dates for money and status. *Unlike person who dates only after the money - gold digger*

My brothers wife is real platinum minor

by DSMDRARR October 18, 2022