Minnick

An amazing person; kind, creative, intelligent, beautiful and a mostly gentle soul. Not afraid to speak his/her mind and stands up for what he/she believes in. Minnicks are loyal friends you can always count on and they don't give up on you. Minnicks will always support you, but you need to support them in return. You need to have their back just as much as they have yours. If you let them go, you will be miserable, so value their trust!

Dang, I wish I were a Minnick.

by MagicPuffin47 June 8, 2020

Minnesota Avalanche

When a man takes a a fat steamy dump on the top of a slip’n slide and it rolls down, gaining momentum, until it enters the mouth of the women at the bottom end of the slip’n slide.

Brad: “ Angela... what are you doing here?”
Angela: “ I heard all of the girls at school talking about how you gave them a Minnesota Avalanche and how sexy it was... do you think you would give me a Minnesota Avalanche too??”

by Spaghetti Jake March 1, 2021

Minnesota Thrizzle Grizzle

When two guys catch a bear and have a threesome with it off in the woods. Temperatures must be 32 degrees Fahrenheit or colder.

“Hey Travis, its going to get real cold today want to have a Minnesota Thrizzle Grizzle?”

by professor monke March 14, 2021

Minnesota Crutch

Time saving BBQ technique where meat such as pork shoulder or brisket is cooked in a smoker, followed by time in a crockpot or pressure cooker. Similar to the Texas crutch but with a crock pot rather than a tinfoil wrap.

Today we used the Minnesota crutch on a smoked pork shoulder so we have more time to chop and brew.

by Mead Weaver June 19, 2021

minxiesss

My best friend. Ily her so much<3
She is the best, she is the reason I stayed alive, I love her so much <3

I lover minxiesss so damn much<3

by wilburs1ut October 3, 2021

Minnesota Robbery

The act of a woman clenching her vagina so hard she rips off the man's penis.

Jeff: Did you here Bill got into a Minnesota robbery last night?
Greg: No.
Jeff: They don't think they will be able to reattach it.

by Yummy mmmmm delicious March 25, 2022

Minnesota Inhaler

The act of shoving one’s face in your partners anis and sucking the fart out; it can also be used with a straw. It also considered rude if you don’t blow the fart in your partners face after

I was giving my partner a Minnesota inhaler and she almost pooped.

by Dildo 6996 December 12, 2022