Maximus Glutonus

The Maximus Glutonus is the scientific term for a butt. 'nuff said.

„Are you ready for your Maximus Glutonus Transplant, Mr. Welton?"

by CoolGuy17000 June 21, 2018

Goonius Maximus

To be the biggest gooner you possibly could ever be.

Wow Luna... you really have ascended to that of a Goonius Maximus.

by TeaTimeMit April 4, 2025

Maximus Bro

If you have one you'll know. Your Maximus Bro is the broiest bro you have and when you're together it's time to fuck shit up and party. Class dismissed.

Bro 1: hey bro, what's up
Bro 2: not much. High five?
Bro 1: fuck yeah mofo.
*SMACK* (Earth stopping five between two Maximus bros)

by Phil, Archon of Death July 17, 2014

Lumphus maximus

Severe lumps on top of the head ,; caused by blunt force trauma to the skull

After hearing Rico suave put the moves on his wife ,he pounded him in the head causing him to develop a case of lumphus maximus ! Are you back your neck your back your shoulders your feet

by Powderglyceride1369 October 15, 2018

Fnaustilix Maximus

the latin word for something that tastes really good

Koksimus "wow these fries are very good"
Dausimux "yea they sure are Fnaustilix Maximus!"

by koksefader March 8, 2019

BUDDAH GLUTEUS MAXIMUS

Amazing thing happens when you in transcendental reality have BUDDAH relations.

Spelled out quite well in the song "NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO"
ANAL ALAN GOT BUDDAH FUCKED and this was the entire MANDALAY BAY from planning stages to the CLIMAX and the aftermath where IT occurred for which I became the ASSH0LE of the BUDDAH.

Perfect WHISTLEBL0WER SEXUAL as a miracle.

ANAL ALAN GOT BUDDAH FUCKED and this was the entire MANDALAY BAY from planning stages to the CLIMAX and the aftermath where BUDDAH GLUTEUS MAXIMUS occurred for which I became the ASSH0LE of the BUDDAH.

We use our R.U.L.E.S. to get

NEVER.ASSH0LE.64

NEVER G0NNA.PEDOPED0PHILE.PUSSY.100

NEVER G0NNA LET.L0CKED 0UT 0F HEAVEN.137

NEVER G0NNA LET Y0U.STEPHEN CRAIG PADD0CK. 0NE.183

NEVER G0NNA LET Y0U G0.MARK DAVID LATUNSKI.H0M0SEXUAL C0PR0PHILE.190

The major steps of GOT BUDDAH FUCKED where the orgasm fluid flows and sticks from GLUTEUS MAXIMUS BUDDAH where ALAN I WALDMAN becomes a PERMANENT BUDDAH ASSH0LE.

A JEWISH H0M0SEXUAL C0PR0PHILE PED0PHILE GOT BUDDAH FUCKED but then an amazement happened as GLUTEUS MAXIMUS BUDDAH made him the PERFECT ASSH0LE SCAT J00.190 NEVER G0NNA LET Y0U G0.H0M0SEXUAL C0PR0PHILE.190. and you may say:

GLUTEUS.SHITEATER.105

MAXIMUS.SUCK A BALLS.A PUSSY.101
LAY A LITTLE LOVIN' ON ME.206L
BUDDAH.RIM.RAPE.HOLE.40
AS LAY A LITTLE LOVIN' ON ME GIRL.246

FRIGHTENING.AVOID THE FAMINE.
YEAH YEAH YEAH.REST PASS.117

by KOMON SECEF ANAL ASSH0LE April 13, 2022

Faggus Maximus

The gayest of all

Bro ur so gay you became a Faggus Maximus

by Uno_Bruno October 23, 2022