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Shartus Maximus

when you do the biggest shart ever. it might break your toilet. it happens to some people after they've eaten spicy food or if you get food poisoning.
omfg. i went to the toilet and i did a shartus maximus after eating chicken sashimi so big it blocked my toilet!!
by SAUCYCUMSACK69 December 10, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025
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maximus

that nigga maximus is a bitch
by cxxpid February 16, 2025
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crackheadius maximus

crackheadius maximus is a slang term deriving from southern massachusetts and consists of being "crackhead" like or in reality being that if a crackhead
ok you crackheadius maximus
by Pseudoussy March 2, 2025
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Maximus Sideflip

After seeing the success of John Backflip and later William Frontflip in the early 14th century, Maximus Sideflip got inspired and performed the first Sideflip in 1334. Later in 1336 while performing in front of a crowd he was accused of using witchcraft which he had allegedly learnt from John Backflip while he was in exile. Rumor has it that He was trying to copy the Backflip but he was terrible at directions so he accidentally invented the Sideflip.
Person 1: Who invented the sideflip?
Person 2: It was Maximus Sideflip back in 1336.
by M4nnen March 14, 2025
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Geeking Maximus

When you are at the point where you feel that you are the highest you ever been in your life.
Yesterday I took 5 blinkers and I was Geeking Maximus.
by FortniteKing117 June 11, 2024
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kappa chungus maximus deluxe

A way of saying a statement is TOTAL bs, and its non believable. This is based on the Twitch emote "kappa" and the meme "big chungus" with the addition of "maximus deluxe" to emphasize how unreal something sounds.
- Yo David, I just ate 30 billion burgers
- kappa chungus maximus deluxe you did
by ttv.alepouna June 11, 2024
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