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The Walter Matthau Mouth

The act of screwing a woman with a rather large vagina, that was shaved about 2 weeks prior. An old man with no teeth and a 5 oclock shadow giving you a hummer, slobbering out of the sides of his mouth.
Wow, last night I picked up that old bitch from the bar, went back to her apartment and her box was like The Walter Matthau Mouth!

My scoutmaster tried to blow me at camp. I wouldnt let him, his shit is like Walter Matthau dude!
by captain jeff January 30, 2008
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nicoló di mattia

that one guy that have “na minghia tanta”.
Paolo: are you the guy with the minghia tanta?
Nicoló Di Mattia: yes i am 😎
by snicoozz November 22, 2021
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The Syndo-Mathian Effect

When you trick someone into believing something that isn’t true, typically under the guise of having scientific or research-based proof. Often for humorous intent
Daniel: You know how you’ll learn about a song, and then you start hearing it everywhere?

Bill: Ah yes, I believe that’s called Wesolowski’s principle

*later*

Daniel: Hey man, I looked up that thing you said, andI can’t find it anywhere!

Bill: *chuckle* My friend, you’ve fallen victim to the Syndo-Mathian effect
by Dr K Chaudhry April 30, 2024
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Gorilla Monk Mathias

When a person is unhappy because of a certain event, so they go gorilla mode.
-Hey why isnt Mathias here?

-Oh he's Gorilla Monk Mathias, because of last night.
by JayJaylol30 May 18, 2024
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