moose riding

When someone constantly copies everything you do no matter what and they will not admit to it at all.

-Yo my man, you see i just got that song on my myspace. Why the fuck would you get it too?

-I had this first man....its a good song...blah blahh.

-Stop moose riding. Got Dayum!

by TheyCallEmL's August 9, 2006

Moose

a male erection. a boner.

That hot girl is giving me a moose.

by hbchristofer June 5, 2004

Moose Lips

The alaskan equivalent for camel toe. Moose lips are generally used for girls that have a big crease in their cunt that looks like you could slip a credit card into with ease.

"This fat puerto rican chick in my civics class has moose lips."

"Your pair of moose lips is showing, cheyenne"

by A Moose Lips Identifior February 13, 2008

Moose Fucker

A slur referring to Canadians. It finds its origin in the common practice of the same name in northern Canada. Canadians living by themselves in cabins in the frozen north often grow very lonely during the long winter months. These Canadians then spread their food scraps outside of their cabin. Moose (and other animals) are attracted by the smell of this food, and the Kanuk then proceeds to mount said Moose, often pleasuring himself hundreds of times with the same moose until springtime!

American: Man, Keith is such a moose fucker! I know cabin fever can get bad, but why doesn't he just polish off some alcohol instead?

Canadian: Well, he's originally from Georgia, so he only drinks Southern Comfort. But a Moose's bunghole offers just as much comfort!

by John Christian December 26, 2008

Solid Moose

- Strong minded, firmly built person

The large man who fought against the mob could only be described as a Solid Moose

by snake123 March 8, 2009

moose out

Fail to live up to a commitment

The dumbass didn't show up for work, he did a moose out.

by Steve Thompson June 28, 2007

Rainbow moose

A rainbow colored moose with two legs, eyes that point in opposite directions, and a rainbow colored body. He runs FULL SPEED and quickly changes directions. You are most likely to see rainbow moose on January 12th.

Holy moly!! Did you see that? It's rainbow moose!

by Billy Bo Bob Bobbert February 10, 2010