Items Needed:
-any television display or projector
-two normal sized people
-two Nintendo switch Pro Controllers
-Nintendo Switch
-3.4 gallons of prune juice
-Super smash Bros ultimate cartridge for the Nintendo Switch
-Match commentators (optional)
Take two people and the Nintendo pro controllers, and insert the controllers in the ass or up the urethra (can also be up their vagina if female), and play a game of super smash bros while the controllers are inside them. (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice). Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate AND lose the game of smash bros. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
(To add an extra layer of difficulty, have the match commentators give the players footjobs while playing)
-any television display or projector
-two normal sized people
-two Nintendo switch Pro Controllers
-Nintendo Switch
-3.4 gallons of prune juice
-Super smash Bros ultimate cartridge for the Nintendo Switch
-Match commentators (optional)
Take two people and the Nintendo pro controllers, and insert the controllers in the ass or up the urethra (can also be up their vagina if female), and play a game of super smash bros while the controllers are inside them. (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice). Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate AND lose the game of smash bros. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
(To add an extra layer of difficulty, have the match commentators give the players footjobs while playing)
Ex. “Man, that guy kicked my ass at esports finals, so now I have to face him in a Mongolian ESports Finalist tournament along with the commentators”
by The_angriest_aztec March 4, 2025
Get the Mongolian ESports Finalistmug. A blue bitchy swine (to others or Chinese) BBW and a hero (to mongolians)
She might destroy a shitty wall idk
Some say she the blue female version of Tuong Lu Kim
She is also loud af
She might destroy a shitty wall idk
Some say she the blue female version of Tuong Lu Kim
She is also loud af
Chinese Person 1: I am so irritated by Mongolian Empire!!,she destroy my wall!!!
Chinese Person 2: Sad,really sad I feel bad for u
Chinese Person 2: Sad,really sad I feel bad for u
by SpicyFiend289 August 7, 2023
Get the Mongolian Empiremug. by Witerwally A Genius October 25, 2024
Get the Mongolian Flickgooningmug. by anonymous May 21, 2021
Get the Mongolian Blivetmug. A game where guys sit around a poker table and a girl goes under the table and performs oral sex on one guy and they place bets on who is getting it. Winner is the guy who finishes and no one guesses right.
The other night during the poker game we got Amy to play Mongolian Roulette and Bill didn't flinch so he won $100.
by Bighead64 October 6, 2018
Get the Mongolian Roulettemug. A sexual act which requires a great deal of love and trust with your mate. To perform the Mongolian Snakebite, you need a sharp knife and your penis. You simply stab your lover, probably in the tummy, and then fuck the hole.
I gave my old misses a Mongolian Snakebite last night... she hated it but the police thought it was hilarious.
by 2005 Honda Odyssey December 16, 2018
Get the Mongolian Snakebitemug. A foreign species, not native of any particular origin, but most commonly mistaken to have relations to the Ding and Dong Dynasty. Known for his ability to write small, kick high and blow things up, The Mongolian Matador has a quiet demeanor but possesses the ferociousness of the once known to be extinct, Wolverine. This species is rare because most died out during the samurai era. Some have been seen in the Bronx and in Eastern Regions of Long Island. Distinguishable by the long, rubber band tied Ryu (from street fighter) hair do.
Put against a wall, this creature is known to mimic the forgone Mr. Miagi with Matrix speed neck chops.
Approach with caution.
Put against a wall, this creature is known to mimic the forgone Mr. Miagi with Matrix speed neck chops.
Approach with caution.
by Big Jon'e January 27, 2009
Get the Mongolian Matadormug.