Literally full of shit

When your digestive system is backed up to the point where the majority of it is filled with partially-to-fully digested food.

God, I'm so constipated, I'm literally full of shit.

by Mistlebone March 1, 2017

Literal Definition of Perfection.

For privacy purposes, I'll refrain from saying her name, but you know who you are, and I love you. It goes without saying that the very woman my heart belongs to, is also the very woman who shows that miracles do happen. And one happened to me, that night when you first texted me. Without saying a word, she is beautiful, sexy, gorgeous, cute, adorable and everything positive about one's appearence. When she smiles, the sun itself shines through so bright. Her eyes glisten and sparkle, as blue as the ocean itself. Her face, dotted to the T with adorable little freckles. Vibrant red hair lies on top her head. Her body is like that of no other, thick, delicous, sexy and all around perfect to the very core, every single part. She's as beautiful as the stars on a clear night sky. She knows not of how much she means to me, but when she reads this, i'm hoping she'll start to understand just how much she truly does. A life without you, is a life not worth living. Be mine forever and always. And with that, comes the conclusion. I love you, my feiry red headed fiancè.

"Wow, just look at her"
"Ikr, she is the literal definition of perfection. My lord"

by The most perfect woman September 17, 2016

media literacy

Media Literacy describes the act of being capable of handling different forms of media and being competent,critical and literate. It means being in control of what to interpret into things we see or hear and believing everything right away.

Media literacy is about helping people to become more competent with what they see/hear etc in the media and be critical about it.

by JetBlackColors October 15, 2015

touch id 4 lifers

POV: you and your friend give each other access to you computer by adding each others touch id to each others computer. POV: you have to set up very specific rules bc you don't trust them but you want access to their computer.

Ania: I read your zoom chats with noor and i want to eat you now
Ella: thats not very kind
Ania: your face isnt very kind
Ella: okay!!
Ania: your such a touch id 4 lifer
Ella: right back atcha?
Ania: TouchId4Lifers bro

Ella: what does that mean?
Ania: ur mom
touch id 4 lifers...

by OofMottoMottoOopoo April 7, 2022

right-to-lifers

See: forced-birther, anti-coice

Nadia wanted to get an abortion because she was only 14, but someone who was a right-to-lifer told her that if she did then he would shoot her. Fuck right-to-lifers.

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

literally

A word my girlfriend and her friends use to pronunciate everything....literally

Literally, you need to stop saying that word....Literally you have said that word one thousand times today. I am so sick of that word, literally!!.....

by zupdave September 1, 2008

Two Liter Bottle of Bitch-Ass

A fat bitch who gives you body lice, STDs, and then tells you that you're her baby's daddy.

That two liter bottle of bitch-ass has some nerve trying to call me after giving me body lice. I ain't tryin to hear that she's knocked up

by Mark Rialto September 18, 2005