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Llama Sauce

An unidentifiable or micellanious substance being used as a sort of sauce (intentionally or not).
Bill woke up on the side of the street. He was hungry, so he grabbed an old hotdog out of the gutter. Their was a little llama sauce oozing out of the bitten part, but he didn't care.

Bill had Syphilis the next day.
by IKinectWithUrGF March 2, 2012
mugGet the Llama Saucemug.

[llama] [boobs]

llama boobs are boobs that only llama believers have, people that worship the llamas as well. These llama boobs contain special powers just like llama ass , but llama boobs are way more special!
(the special powers CAN NOT be written on urbandictionary.com because llama lovers already know them :p )
llama lover : my ass is gonna buy it for you
non-llama lover : ur ass ?!
llama lover : yes
non-llama lover : i dint noe ur ass cud buy things =-O
llama lover : yup yup... i have a llama ass
non-llama lover : what can ur boobs do =-O?
llama lover : im not telling you =p
non-llama lover : i wannaa noe !
llama lover : too bad
non-llama lover : cuz i wanna do that too :
llama lover : i have llama boobs
llama lover : && u don't
llama lover : llama boobs have powerssssssss.
by rita the llama girl January 10, 2009
mugGet the [llama] [boobs]mug.

Choke a Llama

I just got back from Taco Bell and I have to totally choke a llama
by Jiro March 11, 2004
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llama love

A slender caucasian with an impeccable ass. Very picky, combative and known to give those she loves stink baloney.
Damn, the white bitch Elly is a llama love.
by MikeyMike April 4, 2007
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llama toe

Basically, its when a really fat lady wheres REALLY tight spandex and struts around a bunch of 5th graders in gym class...usually caused by having unprotected sex with a llama, while wearing thoughs spandex...WARNING: LLAMA TOES CAN GET INFECTED WITH HIV BITCH.
Sean: Dude look at Ms.Armstrong's camel toe
!
Sean2: EWWW, dude thats like way worse then a camel toe, look at the way the moistier is spreading around her pants its LEAKING!
Sean: HAHA dude that aint no camel toe....ITS...ITS....

Together: A LLAMA TOE!
by the real swede April 6, 2009
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Llama Trekking

Having sex with a series of hairy women, probably French or Eastern European
Totally went llama trekking the other week
by Llamatrekker1 March 14, 2010
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soggy llama

When a small emo girl with purple hair has to finger herself because no one else will. Her tears fall onto her bush making it look like a rain soaked llama.
Hey why didn’t you come out last night? I was at home giving myself a soggy llama.
by Golden_Flaps July 3, 2021
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