Ketchup Shit

Ketchup shit is the stuff that comes out ya ass when ya be eating tha chipotle too much.

Mike: Eyo whats uppppppp Why did you take so long in the bathroom?
John: I ate chipotle and my shit was like ketchup it was like a ketchup shit man

by Shadowduck July 25, 2016

ketchup bottle

A funny word for Satan

Ketchup bottle lives in hades

by napalmspittingllamma November 7, 2022

Fly ketchup

when your ketchup makes a fart sound and a fly comes over to it because it thinks it will stink because fart.

Bob: *squeezes ketchup bottle*

Ketchup B: *farts*
Fly: oh boy a fart stinky
Bob: Dammit fly ketchup

by Sir Mr. Incognitus April 17, 2021

Fancy Ketchup

Term used to describe when you collect period blood with a pipette.

Friend 1: "Yo this burger slaps, what did you put on it?"
Friend 2: "Just my girlfriend's Fancy Ketchup."

by WaffleDude October 18, 2020

Alley Ketchup

Someone's blood that isn't yours; usually after a fight.

"My friend Adam came home covered in alley ketchup"

"Damn, is he okay?"

by kelloggs h November 5, 2017

Ketchup fart

when you fart and a bit of blood comes out as if you was squeezing an almost empty ketchup bottle

**guy farts**

guy: I'm bleeding out my ass, I think I got ketchup fart

by Vilo x3 July 12, 2021

Ketchup With Pasta

Type of food that no italian can eat, and will do anything to remove it

Jeff: i just ate ketchup with pasta and it tasted good!
Mario: No way man, You are dead

by thor6665 October 31, 2021