by Eggie Benis November 22, 2023
“There’s no toilet paper left John”
“Don’t worry Jenny we’ve got 3 kiwis, you’ll just have to do a dirty kiwi”
“Don’t worry Jenny we’ve got 3 kiwis, you’ll just have to do a dirty kiwi”
by Eggie Benis November 24, 2023
by speadson December 28, 2024
by Paintbait August 09, 2020
Speaking on something you know is bad but you do it anyway; acting tough on the outside but being a pussy on the inside.
(Kiwi is used because it's is soft on the inside but tough and hairy on the outside like a man-)
(Kiwi is used because it's is soft on the inside but tough and hairy on the outside like a man-)
Person 1: *hits blunt*"Man weed is so bad for us." *hits blunt again*
Person 2: "Nigga you kiwi stuntin'."
Person 2: "Nigga you kiwi stuntin'."
by reallifeluper January 05, 2017
When you dip your testicles into green ink and proceed to tap them on your sleeping shipmates forehead. The mark then looks like a kiwi fruit.
by Sailor Sada July 09, 2021
by Miss Gurl that is HIDEOUS!😠 June 21, 2021