Dirty Kiwi

The act of peeling the fur off a kiwi and using it to wipe your ass after a shit.
“There’s no toilet paper left John”
“Don’t worry Jenny I prepared 3 dirty kiwis earlier”
by Eggie Benis November 22, 2023
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Dirty Kiwi

The act of peeling the fur off a kiwi and using it to wipe your ass after a shit
“There’s no toilet paper left John”
“Don’t worry Jenny we’ve got 3 kiwis, you’ll just have to do a dirty kiwi
by Eggie Benis November 24, 2023
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Suck my dick Kiwi

When Kiwi says something you don't like
Kiwi Joins call
Kiwi: Hello.
speadson: Suck my dick Kiwi
by speadson December 28, 2024
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Kansas Kiwi

It's when the gerbil (or other small mammal) crawls back out of the rectum
"So when the Kansas kiwi...you know... is it dry and crusty when it emerges?"
"No. No, it's wet."
by Paintbait August 09, 2020
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Kiwi Stuntin'

Speaking on something you know is bad but you do it anyway; acting tough on the outside but being a pussy on the inside.
(Kiwi is used because it's is soft on the inside but tough and hairy on the outside like a man-)
Person 1: *hits blunt*"Man weed is so bad for us." *hits blunt again*
Person 2: "Nigga you kiwi stuntin'."
by reallifeluper January 05, 2017
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Kiwi Stamp

When you dip your testicles into green ink and proceed to tap them on your sleeping shipmates forehead. The mark then looks like a kiwi fruit.
When Sailor Jerry falls asleep, I’m gonna kiwi stamp him so hard.
by Sailor Sada July 09, 2021
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fork the kiwi

Person 1: Yoo I’m gonna fork the kiwi girl
Person 2: TMI dude
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