Dipping your finger into a jar of hot salsa and then sticking said finger in your lovers asshole. Resulting in a Spicey Juan!
by Mgmcbride52 April 1, 2017
Get the Spicey Juanmug. its a phrase that you say when someone screws up and you need to call them dumb without saying dumb.
by impostsus May 27, 2021
Get the Juan Brainmug. a short mexican whos prety fucking hot! but just uses girls for sex.he will say that he loves you and tell you your the only one but in the end will leave you after he gets wat he wants.AND will leave you for someone else
boy:your the one for me
girl:realy
boy:yea i swer i want you so bad
girl:ok lets do it
5 days later
boy:its over
girl:why
boy:cus i love someone else
girl:your such a juan zamudio
girl:realy
boy:yea i swer i want you so bad
girl:ok lets do it
5 days later
boy:its over
girl:why
boy:cus i love someone else
girl:your such a juan zamudio
by cmc! August 5, 2009
Get the juan zamudiomug. by Im A Troll June 17, 2016
Get the Juan Cenamug. A fat Mexican who has disgusting hair and doesn't brush his teeth. He thinks he can beat anyone up and he has muscle, But no he is just fat. He usually cries a lot and says he has depression but doesn't. He is very over dramatic and 7/10 juans parents are divorced.
by Deadcunt123 October 6, 2017
Get the A Fat Juanmug. 
when you nut on a girls chest, and then clean it up with her shirt, and making her wear it afterwards.
"Whats with that white stain on your shirt?" "Oh my boyfriend just gave me a clean juan... beats the hell out of a dirty sanchez!"
by Elysian February 28, 2007
Get the clean juanmug.