Jessica

A girl, usually a red head, who is secretly a guy.

A transvestite.

See that hooker over there, they’re a Jessica.

by Thottastic January 30, 2019

Jessica

A Lindsey is a kind, selfless girl who anyone would be lucky to know. A Lindsey makes an amazing friend and is always there when you need someone to talk to. Anywhere she goes always ensures plenty of laughs and happiness, and her brown eyes are almost as big as her heart. She despises drama and never causes it, and one of her main goals in life is to just keep the ones she loves happy. She does have bit of a dirty mind, but is an extremely fun person to hang around with especially when it comes to trying new things. She is a beautiful girl both appearance and personality-wise, even though she can't see it. She asks for little but overall deserves so much more, and makes one of the best girlfriends any guy could want.

Jessica is the best friend you can ever have

by Kkkjj October 23, 2017

Jessica’s

Jessica’s are cray cray people that are cheerleaders, they are pretty fun to be around and they can be kinda smart sometimes. They share brains and also sell banana phones, half a banana phone costs $100, and a full one costs $50. They like to say blob, oh my blob, and cheerlead and be jessicaries. (Jessica fairies)

“Uhhhh who’s that?”
“Oh that’s my best friend… she’s a Jessica :)”
“What’s that?”
“Jessica’s are kinda weird and they like to be fairies and say oh my blob”
“Right…”

by Michelleica_0811 November 23, 2021

Jessica

That one crazy bitch that seduces their teachers for better grades.

Person 1: Oh shit, is that Jessica?
Person 2: Yeah, she's the biggest hoe alive.

by Maya_papaya1 September 26, 2020

Jessica

A word originating from the Swedish Alps used to describe the act of building ceramic roads for raccoons. Can also be used to describe a doorknob of greasy nature.

E.g. 1: Who that guy cares a lot for raccoons.
Yeah he’s a real Jessica for building that road.

E.g. 2 Somebody messed their pizza grease on the doorknob.

Yeah now the doorknob is Jessica

by LonelySlaveInAfrica December 22, 2018

Jessica

Extremely outgoing girl. She is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet in your life. She is also very smart and pretty even though she tries to deny it. She always hates on herself, and doesn't realize that she is beautiful. She is also gifted athletically and artistically. She is really good at making friendship bracelets!!! Everyone wants to be friends with her and be with her.

Omg is that Jessica?!?!?!
I want to be her!!!

by ASDFASDjalsdk June 26, 2019

Jessica

Jessica is a nice, loyal, tall, serious but also funny, beautiful and kind girl. She can be rude at times but she's always there for her friends when they need her. A lot of guys want her bit she doesn't want any of them and she doesn't give them a chance. Everyone is scared of her because she is so tall and scary and her hits really do hurt. No one dares to mess with her because they know she will fuck them up. She excels academically in most of her subjects and is athletic as well. She's just truly an amazing person and you are lucky if you are her friend.

Jessica is amazing.
Jessica is rude but also funny

by hajameijwnskskwjmskskskwk February 15, 2021