Doing a Ritchie

Threatening to get one's balls/wang out and then backing out.

"i'm to teabag you" *unzips trousers*
"go on then"
*zips up trousers*
"awww. hes Doing a Ritchie "

by Monstermash123 March 7, 2009

doing the buttstroke

Slang for when someone propels themselves through a still body of water, usually a swimming pool, entirely by passing gas.

This amazing and talented young woman apparently has the most powerful farts on the planet; I watched her doing the buttstroke the entire length of the high school gym pool!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

Dos Pelicans

Two soldiers that think they're funny, so they inflict themselves on the public via their Fb page "Dos Pelicans". Vulgar. Overly sexual. Stunning. Intelligent. Bored. Irresistible. Classy motherfuckers.

Girl: OMG I want to be DP'd so badly!!
Boy: I'm your boyfriend. And I'm right here -_-
Girl: You're not Dos Pelicans, babe. Get over yourself.

by VirJohn June 14, 2013

Doing a James

the act of watching porn in a church ceremony

'ere look at that fucker'
'whats he doing?'
'he's doing a james!'
'dirty bastard'

by big lad rob February 21, 2020

Doing the Rhino

When you have diarrhea comparable to the way a rhino shoots its shit everywhere.

OMG, that burrito from Humbertos tore my stomach up. I was in the bathroom doing the rhino for like an hour.

by Jon Thurston August 29, 2009

do a mubin

Failing to reply calls or call back, in a reasonable time frame, when you recieve calls from friends.

I called him 2 months ago, and he promised to call me back. Did he just do a mubin on me? I guess I'll never know, since he will never call back.

by Wax77 September 19, 2017

do a Salvius

to kill someone.

that dude is being horrible to me i want to do a Salvius to them >:(

by Ree_Master April 30, 2019