DO I LOOK FAT

ask by a woman. the answer is a lot harder then it may seem, females make zero sense
but, non the less the answer should be the "no" if yes, and "yes" if no

Female; Do I look like a fat person
Man; Yes you do you 500kg cow, go and get a salad bitch

female; Do I look fat?
Man; No you don't sweet heart
Female; LIES
Man; ...

by CumSlayer March 1, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.>When I Do Not Want To Do Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

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I Do Not Like Having Sexual Intercourse Having Like Not Do I

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

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What am I doing

Hey you remember Arion!? The Israeli cabinet member who changed his mind on Gaza? It means WARRIOR LION, Arion. Arion or Aaron means WARRIOR LION in Hebrew. And I would know.

Hym "What am I doing, Matt the FAGGOT? Making jews cry and changing minds. Manually. And I don't need a group. I just use my 180 IQ. Fucking dork. He ask Arion why he changed his mind. I'll bet you 1 million dollars I can guess what he says. Hell, I'll shut up forever if he says 'Matt the faggot from the majority report.' Who was Seinfeld crying about? Huh? You think he sees Gaza in a different light? NOT YOU! IT WASN'T YOU! Give Arion a call and then tell me what I did, bitch. Fucking sissy. You're going to need to work out."

by Hym Iam August 20, 2024

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There's literally nothing I can do about it (There's something he can do about it)

Yeah I saw a meme that went along those lines. I'm not doing that.

Hym "You see: There's literally nothing I can do about it (There's something he can do about it) 👈 That right there is YOUR ego. That's the little voice in your head. I say something. You tell yourself the opposite. The reality is in fact the thing I said. You prompt me to do something about it. I already said the thing that is commensurate with what is actually the case and, therefore, have no choice but to repeat myself. OK. I'll do the only other thing I can do which is: tell you something else that is non-contradictory. That being 'Stop stalling and do the thing I said."

by Hym Iam November 5, 2025

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