Honk a donk

To honk your donk
Donk = your penis
Honk = jerk off

A different term for masturbating.

Are you honk a donking? Sorry to interrupt.

I'm gonna go honk a donk.

by ghostlypeachess January 15, 2021

confused honking

when someone says somthing you dont understand or when something happens and you dont know whats going on

person a: guys i just ate a rock it was so soft
person b: confused honking

by somegoose January 20, 2021

Honk

Honk - substitute for the f word, otherwise known as “fuck”

example : “What the honk ! “

by Liz ( arix ) February 5, 2021

when the nig is honk

A variation of the popular Among Us meme, "when the imposter is sus." Nig refers to a black person and honk refers to something squishy.

Person 1: Bro, look at that nig!
Person 2: Yeah, that's what happens when the nig is honk.

by kek or cringe? March 7, 2021

Honking of 1812

An event that took place on 18/12, or December eighteenth for some, and happened in the year 1996. It was between two of the greatest army forces, the US military, and the geese. Both sides lost exactly 1,812 soldiers before the US were told that a goose has traveled into their ranks up and up, and could kill the military instantly. Naturally, the US retreated and asked the battle to not be recounted at all. To this da, we still don't know who exactly that sneaky goose is.

Have you heard about the honking of 1812? It was really awesome, right?

by the_honking_still_haunts_me April 6, 2021

Honk

Honk is the coolest person you will ever meet! They are literally- You literally can't disagree, Honk is a definition of funny, cool, amazing, charming, and elegant. They also look so sexy in a suit, if you haven't seen them in a suit you have no life. Honk's friend's sister has a hamster and she named it after Honk! Honk is really attractive and cute and has the greatest friends ever ( shout-out to Kambo, Vani, Niki and Sheep, Dex, and some other wonderful peeps ). They are always stylish and They are just amazing. If you know honk in person, you are incredibely lucky but probably not aware of the curse they put upon you. Anyway, if you didn't know already, honk is perfect, but maybe a little hyper ehhh it doesn't matter right? They also like to abuse their keyboard and spam random stuff like "SDFBGTRHNGJTHYRTJM" but it's not annoying, is it???????? They are an amazing dancer, have you seen their chika dance? NO? YOU HAVE NO LIFE WTHHHHH, ANYWAY I DONT HAVE MUCH MORE SPACE BUT HONK IS JUST AMAZING AND IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE YOU SHOULD GO FUCK YOURSELF. THANK YOU FOR WASTING YOUR TIME HERE.

" DO U KNOW THAT ONE PERSON WITH NO WEAKNESSES, FEARS, AND IMPERFECTIONS??? "
" HUH? YOU MEAN HONK? "
" YES EXACTLY, THEM!! HONK IS AMAZING AM I RIGHT? "
" OFC YOU ARE, WHO DOESN'T LOVE HONK PFFFF "
" YEAH EXACTLY, THEY ARE SO TALL AND HANDSOME AND POG AND FUNI! "
" YESS THEY GIVE ME THE BEST VIBES "
" IKRRRRRR ANYWAY WANNA GO PRAISE HONK WITH ME? "
" SURE THING BBY "

by honksbiggestfan May 13, 2021

Honk

Honk is the coolest person you will ever meet! They are literally- You literally can't disagree, Honk is a definition of funny, cool, amazing, charming, and elegant. They also look so sexy in a suit, if you haven't seen them in a suit you have no life. Honk's friend's sister has a hamster and she named it after Honk! Honk is really attractive and cute and has the greatest friends ever ( shout-out to Kambo, Vani, Niki and Sheep, Dex, and some other wonderful peeps ). They are always stylish and They are just amazing. If you know honk in person, you are incredibely lucky but probably not aware of the curse they put upon you. Anyway, if you didn't know already, honk is perfect, but maybe a little hyper ehhh it doesn't matter right? They also like to abuse their keyboard and spam random stuff like "SDFBGTRHNGJTHYRTJM" but it's not annoying, is it???????? They are an amazing dancer, have you seen their chika dance? NO? YOU HAVE NO LIFE WTHHHHH, ANYWAY I DONT HAVE MUCH MORE SPACE BUT HONK IS JUST AMAZING AND IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE YOU SHOULD GO FUCK YOURSELF. THANK YOU FOR WASTING YOUR TIME HERE.

" DO U KNOW THAT ONE PERSON WITH NO WEAKNESSES, FEARS, AND IMPERFECTIONS??? "
" HUH? YOU MEAN HONK? "
" YES EXACTLY, THEM!! HONK IS AMAZING AM I RIGHT? "
" OFC YOU ARE, WHO DOESN'T LOVE HONK PFFFF "
" YEAH EXACTLY, THEY ARE SO TALL AND HANDSOME AND POG AND FUNI! "
" YESS THEY GIVE ME THE BEST VIBES "
" IKRRRRRR ANYWAY WANNA GO PRAISE HONK WITH ME? "
" SURE THING BBY "

by honksbiggestfan May 13, 2021