Honk

A man playfully squeezes another man's penis outside the pants/shorts.

Johnny gave me a honk while we were standing in the lunch line. I'm about to give Leo a honk when he walks by. I'm about to honk the shit out of Kyle when he walks up.

by Jeffrey_Donger69 June 7, 2024

honk bobos

Squeeze some breasts.

There were boobs everywhere. All I wanted to do was honk bobos!

by Mattita December 29, 2007

Schizophrenic Donkey-Honk

When you have an erotic schizophrenic episode and the pussy's so good that you're moaning donkey noises.

1: Hey bro I had a schizophrenic donkey-honk last night!
2: The fuck did you just say?

by Cruned July 12, 2023

Honk Parade

Whenever someone honks a horn from a vehicle, such as a bus horn or car horn, and plays it in a melody.

John: "Daniel, did you hear about what the bus driver did?"

Daniel: "No, what'd he do?"

John: "He did a honk parade of the song 'Jingle Bells' by James Lord Pierpoint!"

by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024

Honk

Noun - A unit of measurement pertaining to pie and cake, often taken by hand and eaten without utensils. The incremental tipping point when a pie or cake slice becomes too large to be considered a hunk.

I was flagged from the open bar at the wedding, so I grabbed a big ass "honk" of cake and left.

by billebllunt December 8, 2013

christian honk

When a Christian couple lightly grabs their significant other's ass.

"Last night I gave my wife a good Christian honk."

by Closet Nerd May 29, 2020

Honk cult

Created by a.i.troopers (AleXa stans) after a car honked in her live.
Honking is now the first priority in life.

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The cult tiktok acc is @oghonkcult and also check @marisatiny on twitter because she created the fancam

I am part of the honk cult

by schneggi December 23, 2020