Holy Reshad

Reshad is the God we people are praying for. Mortal creatures found his existence in 2020 when everybody was going crazy due to COVID-19. Reshad is the one who controls us; he is the one we pray for. Even holy Reshad was created by asexual reproduction that makes animals look like us.

Ali: Guys, let's pray for Reshad, for he can help us with the exams.
9B class: Holy Reshad.

by Holy Reshad November 30, 2020

Holy Crusader

He who must take back the holy land

Did you here about the new Holy Crusader that the pope chose?

by Crispy Potato April 4, 2020

Holy foam

A variant of the Houdini, in which, instead of releasing the load on your partner's face, you fill your hand with the holy juice and smack them the moment they turn around. (Similar to a smack cam, but with extra prestige.)

Dude, she experienced the holy foam and it was life changing for her.

by Pelvic Spire December 4, 2014

Holy Juices

When a priest is ramming you from behind and he fills you with the embodiment of christ himself.

Joes neighborhood priest gave him some holy juices so he could not be demonized.

by FireSub EatLubs October 14, 2020

holy muss

1.)A common Newfoundland term for "holy shit"
2.)muss = vagina..lol
3.)mah...holy vagina

jonny: dude, check out hiz rims
Mike: HOLY MUSS...das some rims he got

by Queen b June 22, 2003

holy mackaroli

A combination of holy mackarel and holy macaroni. Used when something is so mind-blowing you don't even have the words to describe it.

girlfriend: "i'm pregnant..."
boyfriend: "well holy mackaroli, tickle my chin-whiskers!"

by Adogwithalog October 17, 2018

holy puta

puta is used for whore or cunt in spanish or portuguese, in slang
a holy puta can be translated to mean a holy whore, one who is engaging in prostitution but denies it or a wife who practices adultery but still sees herself as pure.

His wife is a holy puta yet he refused to divorce her.

by garanji September 24, 2017