Gremlin Brandybuck

Lady midget giving blow job and bites down when you are about to finish. While reading a book.
"My dick still hurts from that Gremlin Brandybuck."
by The Beard January 06, 2015
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Scheme Gremlin

A man or women you have anyone. Iggy stand with that is not particularly flattering to the eye and lives in a scheme.
Did you see that Scheme gremlin Chris went home with last night.
by Scheme Gremlins December 20, 2017
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Graphics Gremlin

Not to be confused with a Graphics Whore, a Graphics Gremlin is someone who will hate on a video game for daring to have graphical fidelity below their own standards.

These type of people will often say things like "this looks like a PS2 game" or "This doesn't look as good as X". They're so caught up in graphical fidelity that they often ignore the prospect that games are art and can look any way the developers please for any purpose and that the vast majority of people care about gameplay first when it comes to a video game. Graphics Gremlins are also (but not always) console fanboys who will downplay graphical fidelity of opposing consoles releases treating it like a definitive selling point of any video game purchase and a slam-dunk argument against the product. Graphics Gremlins cannot be pleased and will often abandon favorable opinions of graphics for games they once loved as soon as a newer game comes out that surpasses it restarting their cycle of hatred.
That guy is a Graphics Gremlin, he's going out of his way to tell people not to buy a game because it doesn't meet his graphical standards instead of letting them decide for themself.
by Rahker December 29, 2023
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Fact gremlin

A person that can talk about facts or/and listen to them all day. They are always very passionate about every fact and will talk about it in very expensive ways. They mostly don't know more about a subject than fun facts.
- You are very passionate about this subject! Do you study it?
- No I just spent 5 hours listening to fun facts about it.
-Oh so you are a fact gremlin!
by A fact gremlin in fact! October 08, 2021
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Lap Gremlin

Someone who sits in people's lap as their friend
"Hey, would you be my Lap Gremlin?"
"Sure, I need some comfort anyways, thank you"
by Carlos the beast April 05, 2024
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Gremlin's Law

The chance of something going wrong increases inversely to the time when you need it to get done.
Jim: I need this paper to print now!
James: Well that sucks, cause the printer's jammed.
Jim: I forgot about Gremlin's Law again.
by SilverPeppef May 29, 2014
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