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Sad Gilmore

When you accidentally cut your ballsack open while shaving and a ball falls out.
Example:
Two friends catching up after a few days.
Friend 1: Dude where have you been? I haven’t heard from you in days.
Friend 2: Yea man I was in the ER for a few days after I suffered a Sad Gilmore.
by Munty Jelqmore May 23, 2024
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Happy Gilmored

To be happy gilmored is to have a golf ball thrown at your crotch, but you were unaware the other person had said golf ball. Especially when, but not limited to being hit in the balls specifically.
by simonbeatles722 March 28, 2025
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George: "unggghhhh wenshan gimochiiiii"
Georgina: "AHA!"
by jeremy kindling September 27, 2021
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