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Ipse mihi fucki

The unfortunate situation in which an attempted rape against a middle aged woman results in her going all Hulk on you, biting off your dick at the base, and then sodomizing you with your own penis.
Joe: How'd yer night go after we split?
Mark: Not great.
Joe: Wha happened?
Mark: I thought I'd tag some MILF but she was much older face to. She went all ape on my shit, bit me solid clean off, and then fucked me with my own hard cock. Total Ipse mihi fucki, you know? Not my best night...
Joe: Fuck....
by GenX Alt December 8, 2024
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Calm luh fucc

You hittin that shi but u not going crazy in that bih.
Bro 1: yo how did it go with that one girl from the club last night?
Bro 2: dawg I jus hit that shi raw and honestly, it was a Calm luh fucc.
by Legarian December 30, 2025
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