A gathering requiring at least four people in a room, where two of the people must be holding a friendly conversation while one masturbates and the last person sits in a corner and watches. It must go on for at least 17 and a half minutes.
Friendly Gathering
Person 1: Hi, how are you?
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Person 2: I'm fine, you?
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Person 3:
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Person 2: Good.
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Person 1: Hi, how are you?
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Person 2: I'm fine, you?
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Person 3:
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Person 2: Good.
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by BlargaHonk April 28, 2013
Get the Friendly Gatheringmug. during an act of masterbaition a man (accidentally) ejaculates on his own body. this usually happens when the man is lying down and is most severe when it hits the head area (the top one) and especially the lip
by Ryan Maxwell May 27, 2008
Get the Friendly firemug. A "friendly ghost" is when you hide your buddy in the closet, so that later that night when your girlfriend comes over and your fucking her doggy style on the bed you pull out and your friend hopp's in there! Now when he gets in there you walk to the side of the bed and take a picture with the flash on so she can see it, see you, and realize your not the one fucking her!
by TheFreshPrince6969 January 24, 2017
Get the friendly ghostmug. A nigga that doesn't have boundaries with any female regardless if he wit somebody or not. A nigga that let's females spit game on him.
by Picachubitchez August 14, 2018
Get the Friendly ass niggamug. Describes a girl who has many large Facebook pictures often with revealing clothing showing legs, chest, etc. which makes her a prime target for the highest level of Facebook stalking - as a porn substitute!
Unfortunately, most asian girls, even if their clothes are jack-off friendly, have microscopic 15 x 15 pixel pictures; thus, they do not satisfy all the conditions of being jack-off friendly.
The funniest thing is that no girls realize that guys are likely jerking-off to their pics when they put up "friendly" pictures. Well, after this post, they probably do. But they can't stop us! muahahahahaha!
Unfortunately, most asian girls, even if their clothes are jack-off friendly, have microscopic 15 x 15 pixel pictures; thus, they do not satisfy all the conditions of being jack-off friendly.
The funniest thing is that no girls realize that guys are likely jerking-off to their pics when they put up "friendly" pictures. Well, after this post, they probably do. But they can't stop us! muahahahahaha!
*fap fap fap* - "ahh, thank you Amy, for being jack-off friendly; you just made my day. and yesterday. and the day before. and...."
*fap fap STOP!* - "agh!, damn it Sayumi! i tried to give you a chance, but i guess its back to Amy's page. you'd think that the japanese, with their high technology, would realize that people's monitors now have resolutions greater than 640 x 480. but it's ok Sayumi, i still think you're hot."
*fap fap STOP!* - "agh!, damn it Sayumi! i tried to give you a chance, but i guess its back to Amy's page. you'd think that the japanese, with their high technology, would realize that people's monitors now have resolutions greater than 640 x 480. but it's ok Sayumi, i still think you're hot."
by The P-Man April 18, 2010
Get the jack-off friendlymug. He makes the rules and you can trust that he has your best interests at heart and in mind. Perfect calm assertive dominance. Sex involves the body. Great sex involves the mind. His demons dance with your madness and silence your mind. He'll give you the shirt off his back, but he'll probably whip you with it first. Super fun and always has a smile even when the weight of the world is on his back.
Favorite color is "No pants" if you ever lucky enough to be caught by one of these friendly neighborhood sadists, you'll be tied up shibari styled and hanging from bamboo in no time. I wouldn't plan on leaving any time soon. ♡ from the first touch can light a fire inside of you that cannot be extinguished.
Only the one that hurts you
Can make you feel better
Only one that inflicts pain
Can take it away
Aka a Charlie
Favorite color is "No pants" if you ever lucky enough to be caught by one of these friendly neighborhood sadists, you'll be tied up shibari styled and hanging from bamboo in no time. I wouldn't plan on leaving any time soon. ♡ from the first touch can light a fire inside of you that cannot be extinguished.
Only the one that hurts you
Can make you feel better
Only one that inflicts pain
Can take it away
Aka a Charlie
Example:
Friend 1- Hey is that Christian Grey?
Friend 2 - No! NO! That's your friendly neighborhood sadist! They are way better and more creative.
Friend 1- Hey is that Christian Grey?
Friend 2 - No! NO! That's your friendly neighborhood sadist! They are way better and more creative.
by Gelflingeye October 8, 2021
Get the Friendly neighborhood sadistmug. Guy 1: Check out this Tina girl's Facebook
Guy 2: Daaam, even though her Facebook profile was non creep friendly I could still tell she was hot by the thumbnail!
Guy 2: Daaam, even though her Facebook profile was non creep friendly I could still tell she was hot by the thumbnail!
by SYNTOX2 June 23, 2012
Get the Non creep friendlymug.