France

Country known as the romance country but is actually a shitty place with lots of assholes

-"I went in France"
-"I'm sorry for you"

by Somebitchstolemyname June 14, 2020

France

The equivalent of getting sixty 100s on math where your average goes from 88.98 to 90, but get one 0 and the average turns to 23. Also shit country.

WW1: Absolutely kicking German ass on the Western front; no credit
WW2: Gets invaded easily due to many internal problems and eventually fighting off the nazis; bullied for eternity.

The country and food are beautiful, the people aren’t.

Wehraboo: France sucks! They lost in WW2
Historian: *pulls sandal out ready to beat ass*

by weird eye the science guy March 3, 2019

The Breath Of France (V-Sync)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of France (V-Sync)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

France

A beautiful country, especially in the south east and with the largest army in the EU.

Oi m8, where shall i go?

France.

by Raphaeltael February 28, 2022

France

A shit country full of gay activists

France is more like a 5th world country

by France=bastard country June 8, 2022

I come from france, we dance

(eye-cum-frum-frAnse-we-dAnse)A terrible song played during Marching Band practices.

The song I come from france, we dance played at the marching band practice, and every single person there hated it.

by Kirbyfan2525 May 21, 2023

France Kit

Wearing a France kit means you get absolutely 0 Bitches.

“Look, he wearing a France kit. He probably gets 0 bitches”

by cemallev June 28, 2022