I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

by Spatro August 15, 2021

foster mud mask

where a guy shits on a girls face, then rubs it in and lets it dry

woman: hay honey my pores are feelin a little dry.
man: do u want me 2 give a foster mud mask.

by yazpikle July 22, 2009

Farterrupt

Farterrupt: the act of interrupting a conversation by farting.

I just farterrupted the shit outa some guy talking with an explosive fart.

by Fronzz December 17, 2010

fortenski

Its a name for a poker hand. When you have four tens, its a fortenski.

The name comes from Liz Taylors ex-husband Larry Fortenski.
He won big time and so will you, if you hold this hand.

A fortenski beats a full house.

by OOBoots January 16, 2011

fosterage

Pictures, stories, etc. concerning Dr. Gillian Foster (played by Kelli Williams) from the tv show Lie to Me. The phrase was coined by Tim Roth (who plays Dr. Cal Lightman on the show) and first appeared on his twitter.

Here's a little fosterage for you.

by Vero_aloe January 24, 2011

Fortend

To act or speak in a way as to make it appear that something is the case when it really is not. Similar to the word Pretend.

Talia fortended that she didn't see the weird boys at the mall when really she did!

by t+r=bff June 30, 2011

Foster Flop

Foster Flop is an Australian saying, humorously describing the inability to get an erection after drinking too much beer.

It is comprised of "Foster", as in the famous Australian beer brand Foster's, and "Flop", as in "to fail completely" or "to fall heavily".

Last night after the party I wanted to root her but I Foster flopped.

Too bad you had a Foster Flop, otherwise we could have had sex.
"Did you have sex last night?" "No, I couldn't. I had a Foster Flop."

by MoMaB July 22, 2012