Podium finish

There's been an influx of silly new slang words to the general population of late. Words such as "banter", "allow noun" and "MOLE".

While these are all in good fun, what we need in this time of wars, global warming and increasing childhood obesity is a phrase with the power to exaggerate life's GOOD THINGS with the hearty penache they deserve. For this purpose, I elect the phrase "PODIUM FINISH"

"Wow, look at this superior cheese on toast I have grilled!"
"That really is good cheese on toast - PODIUM FINISH!"

"I am 13, and NOT pregnant"
"Well done babes, PODIUM FINISH!"

"Mate, I just used my amazing banter skills to mole this girl up"
"Chye boi, PODIUM FINISH"

by podium.finish May 1, 2010

finish quantum

A dishwasher tablet.

We use Finish Quantum to turn on the dishwasher.

by Debskelly1985 April 11, 2023

Finish the story

The most extreme way to say "good luck" to someone. Derived from the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes.

Mike: Finish the story, friend.
James: Thanks.

by nightmarejin December 24, 2023

cheeky finish

When you empty your ballsack in an unexpected place inside someone.

What the fuck Jack? You had to do a fucking cheeky finish didn't you?

by MrFuckJugs June 6, 2017

Finished!

Being so high that you can’t even move, your soul has left your body and you are in another universe

After the sesh, Jaxsen was finished! He couldnt move a muscle.

by Ihaveamediumsizedpenis September 22, 2022

Wizard Finish

when you only have a 2 minute window and you go for it and you're so locked in you do it exactly at the 2 minute mark.

I didn't have much time so I had to wizard finish before I left her apartment.

by Mememememememmemeemme em January 12, 2017

Three-Shart Finish

When someone on X is so triggered, they block someone, delete posts, and change their name after an exchange they've lost.

"Ooh! Look at that fuckwit. He's only gone and done a Three-Shart Finish"

by Harry Brown and Earl August 4, 2025